#2423 - John Cena

[00:01] Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day! [00:12] What's up? John Cena in the fucking house! Yeah, let's put these on. [00:18] Pretend we're professional. What's up? Good to see you, man. Thanks so much for having me. My pleasure. Appreciate you guys for being here. And there's no way I'm having a pro wrestler on without Tony Hinchliffe. Of course. It's impossible. He's the expert. He knows more about pro wrestling than I know about UFC. Yeah. Sometimes I translate little things here and there. That's cool. It's all right. Yeah, he has to. He has to. And he's a giant fan of yours, too. You know, also the giant fan of yours is Brian Simpson. Brian Simpson was going on last night about how intelligent you are. It was really interesting. [00:48] It was me? Yeah, man. Well, you do speak fucking Mandarin, which is kind of crazy. Yeah, yeah. How long did it take you to learn that? Man, I was doing that for quite a long time. I've since kind of... [01:02] I kind of declined on the studies. A wonderful takeaway from the study of Mandarin, just because you know a language doesn't mean you know the culture. So that was a fantastic experience. But I studied Mandarin for like a decade. And I would say like... [01:18] Thank you. [01:19] Not even conversationally fluent. It was a really tough hill to climb for me. It seems like a really big hill. It's just different. And even if you could speak it and read it. No, I didn't even bother to read. And reading all the characters, understanding everything, yeah. How long did it take you to learn? Around 10 years. Whoa. Yeah. And then I would dream in Mandarin and have conversations and kick down and that. So it became like a second language.

[01:49] You know, I lived in China for a little bit. I filmed a movie with Jackie Chan, so I was there for, like, six or seven months. I lived there in, man, we were in Mongolia, Yinchuan province, so, like, in China. Wow. And, uh... [02:01] It was fun. Yeah, yeah. You were in Mongolia. Inner Mongolia, yeah. What's the difference? I don't know, because I've never been to Mongolia, but Inner Mongolia was, man, I was... [02:13] I was the only person that looked like me there, and everyone would say, look, it's big white guy, Hyundai Byron, Hyundai Byron, they would call me. Wow. Yeah, yeah. [02:22] Wow. So what motivated you to learn that? It seems like such a task. Honestly, man, everything in my life seems to be wrestling related. It was wrestling related. Like WWE's reach spread everywhere. I mean, I've been lucky enough to perform everywhere from like Moscow, Philippines, South Africa, Bangor, Maine, every place in between except China. [02:45] China was like the one place that didn't understand what we did. So it's literally like it's a universal language because you can turn. It's like UFC. Like you turn the volume down, but you can see like, oh, this is – [02:57] Two guys, best guy wins. I get it. The Chinese just didn't get it. So I figured if like one of our superstars spoke the language, [03:05] maybe that would help [03:06] break down the barrier. Was it your idea? It was my idea, but the WWE offers, and I think they still offer it, they offer a free second language program. So like when they rolled out the initiative of like financial advice and, you know, they'll pay for it.

[03:22] portions of your secondary education and free second language. This is like 2011, 2012, big talent meeting in like an auditorium. I'm one of the old guys at the time sitting in the front being like, these kids don't know how good they have it. I should stand up and tell them to, I'm like, no, fuck that. [03:37] I'm actually going to lead by example and take a language. [03:41] So I signed up right then and then there for Chinese because I wanted to get us into China. Wow. And like I said, it worked, but it kind of only worked. And I think actually right now... [03:53] China is experiencing what wrestling is to them. Because I've read articles that there's promotions over there that are thriving. So now they get it. Oh, so they have their own promotions? Yeah, yeah. This is a fairly recent thing? I think so. I just read recent articles that pro wrestling is thriving in China, and they have their own way of doing it. Wow. Yeah. Wow. That's wild. [04:23] that [04:24] open-minded to say, like, let's give second language programs to the athletes. [04:30] Well, you know, it's weird. The origins of the business are... [04:34] carnival related. It is like a carnival attraction. And then, uh, it, it was like ruthlessly territorial. And then when it became national, it was still trying to find its way. It's, it's almost like you see pro sports doing it, you know, the more a sport succeeds, uh, [04:47] the more benefits they offer to their competitors and athletes. So, you know, WWE kind of hit that stride.

[04:54] Yeah. [04:55] It's just such a smart thing to do. Yeah, well, you give your talent the opportunities to... [05:01] to gain knowledge and wisdom. And the sad thing is I don't know how many people did it. [05:06] Or do it still, you know. Was there anybody other than you that you know of? Two other people. Who? Claudio Castagnoli, who speaks, I think, four or five languages already, and he just wanted to take, like, a brush-up course. And Natty Nightheart. Wow. Yeah. [05:22] That's it. That's it. Everybody else is like... Not going to do it. Too much work. Yeah. What was the not knowing the culture? [05:29] So, man, I got put in a bit of a hot spot with... [05:34] uh... [05:35] I made a pact to myself when I was like, okay, I feel fluent. [05:40] we would do these global press tours and I just happened to be on a global press tour. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to do 70% of my media in Mandarin, like in dialogue. And I got to say, [05:52] I did it. Like, I went over there, spoke. People were taking off the translator headphones. Like, life was good. Everything was great. At the very end of the day, as with all these press tours, you do like a bunch of prompter reads. [06:03] So I'm doing prompter reads for everywhere. And it's like, hey, go to this place and see this movie. Go to this place and see this movie. And no, my bad. I didn't check the reads because it's like an end of a... [06:14] 10 hour day, you do a million of these things. And one of them said like, Hey, you, [06:20] Taiwan, see this, this, and it was all in Mandarin, and the opinion described Taiwan as a country.

[06:29] So be the first country to see this. Now, over there, [06:33] They they look through a different lens like geopolitics are murky waters, man. And that's what when I learned of like, I just said it left. Everybody was cool. I did my thing like I read the prompt. It's like a Ron Burgundy moment. Like, go fuck yourself, San Diego. It's like the most offensive thing you can say. So I'm like, man, you know. [06:50] Good job, John. You said you did 70% and people understood what you were talking about. And then they put that... [06:57] out and everybody was like [06:59] What the fuck did you just say? [07:01] We don't [07:01] That's not how we do it over here. And again, just because like my takeaway and it was a it was a pretty tense moment for me. Like I had to apologize to China and apologizing to China. I pissed off my home country. I'm a patriot. I love the United States of America and everything it stands for. But like no one. It was never enough. Nobody was happy. Everybody was fucked up. [07:23] And it was, it was, it was like murky waters for me personally. And I, [07:28] It was weird. Like, I'm not... [07:30] I think I might have been the only guy almost to get canceled for doing his homework. You know, we're trying to like learn, like learn and try to do something. But the cool takeaway, you know, we can learn from every mistake. [07:40] My mistake was just because you know the language doesn't mean you know the culture. Did they even refer to it as Taiwan? I think they referred to it as Chinese Taipei, right? Man, what was in the – I know what I read in the thing. Oh, okay. So that's – again, I don't know enough depth to know – [07:56] And now people are like, oh man, can you speak Mandarin for this? I just won't do it.

[08:01] It's a skill that I have, but it's a skill that's going to remain with me because I don't have the depth of field to know what to call that place in that region of the world. And I haven't done enough research, and I don't have the wisdom, and I don't have, like... [08:14] the cultural fluency. So it was a cool lesson. It sucked because I thought I was just trying to do something good but it was a cool lesson. Was it really that big of a deal? [08:25] Man, I thought... [08:26] Like, I was filming Peacemaker season one. [08:29] And when they came out, [08:31] With all of this stuff, I went directly to James Gunn and was like, hey, man, if you have to fire me, I understand. Wow. This episode is brought to you by Traeger Grills. If you enjoy food, and I mean really good food, Traeger is a game changer. This isn't just a grill. It's the ultimate way to cook outdoors, delivering unbeatable wood-fired flavor thanks to the all-natural hardwood pellets that fuel everything you grill, smoke, or bake. That's it. [09:01] and fire and flavor. And what's truly wild is how easy it is. Just set the temp, load the grill, and let Traeger handle the rest. Grilled steak, smoked ribs, even baked pizza, all on one grill. If you're into fire, flavor, and doing things right, check out Traeger Grills. [09:20] This summer, the Cup is taking over the U.S., and only DraftKings has you covered every step of the way. Follow every group stage upset, every knockout round thriller, every stoppage time moment that flips the whole tournament. Sweat all the big matches you love in real time with a seamless experience built for the world's biggest stage. No matter where you're watching, you're always connected and in the game with one app.

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[11:43] station and by the way they just want you to do some shout outs and so anytime I go anywhere globally now I [11:51] As much as I want to thank fans for their attention and investing in the product, I really shy away from speaking the language because I don't understand the cultural nuance. I just want to be like, yo, man, thanks for watching what we do, and I love the fact that you're entertained. [12:06] But I want to speak to you at a level that I understand that I'm fluent because your boots on the ground here every day. And I might say something that's a nice gesture, but completely fucking offend you. And that's that's not good. That's not good for anybody. So was the teleprompter in English and translate? It was in. No, everything was in Mandarin. And in in Chinese, they have the characters, which are virtually impossible for me to learn. There's like an infinite number. But they have they also have what's called pinyin, which is it's kind of spelled out in English with phonetics. [12:36] Okay. So if you were to put something in front of me in Pinyin right now, I could definitely read it. [12:41] And I got good at reading Ping Yin, so I was like, man, I could... [12:44] I could send all these messages in Mandarin and more people will know about this movie and more people will know about me and more people will know about wrestling and more people will be excited. [12:53] Looked good on paper. My follow-through was a bit weak. It doesn't even seem like that was your fault. Right. It's probably a PR's assistant assistant that's probably in charge of doing the grunt work of typing in all the different languages in the different countries. It's tedious. From what I know, I know I'm going to learn a lot about you guys in this episode. But from what I know about you, you're into looking at things through different lenses and different perspectives. It also could have been somebody...

[13:21] Being like, I'm going to get this kid. Ooh. But here's the thing. I do appreciate you saying, like... [13:28] It's not your fault. That's not true. It was my fault. [13:31] And I think that's when I can start to work on, like, well, what did I learn from this? [13:36] And I could easily blame a PR, an assistant. I could say somebody had a target on my back, all that stuff. [13:42] I fucked up. [13:43] Did you suspect that somebody might have set you up? [13:47] No. Well, you're saying it like it's a possibility. Well, man, when it happened, [13:52] Every theory came... Like, here's the thing. The world doesn't revolve around me, but my little world. Everybody was like... [14:00] they fucked up, they did this on purpose. I was like, well, first of all, who's they? So I was able to kind of eliminate all that. [14:06] Once I realized I could still go on working, I really made a lot of people angry. And for that, I'm sorry. Like, again, I was just trying to. That's crazy just by saying that Taiwan's a country. [14:17] in Chinese though. Right. You know, like those are murky waters to begin with. You know, like I'd, [14:23] I'm not even thoroughly fluent on the US policy. I think it's like, [14:28] like territorial ambiguity or some shit like that. It's so weird, and it's so fragile. [14:35] I got into some water I shouldn't have been swimming in. But that's on me. It was my fault. [14:41] And I think that's important for me to bear the burden of that and be like, yo, how can I course correct? What did I learn? Who do I really, really genuinely have to apologize for offending?

[14:52] The biggest thing... [14:53] thing that was a kick to the nuts is when like people stateside got pissed off. [14:58] Because you apologized. Yes, in Chinese. And I understand it, I mean, completely like bowing down to the demand of this. Gosh, what a... [15:08] What a shitty move by me. Like I just, I should have taken a breath. Again, what did I learn? [15:14] Don't be reactive. [15:15] Take a breath. Find out what's going on. [15:19] Find out the best path of action. Maybe give it a few days. Maybe give it a hot second. [15:23] Um... [15:25] And then move forward. But immediately I was like, oh, they're mad. You want us to do this? Fine, no problem. I'll fix it right now. Man, not only did I not try to fix the hole in the boat, I sunk the Titanic. But again, it was a learning experience. Well, it speaks to your character that you don't blame anybody else because I blame everybody else. I'm like, who fucking wrote that? Don't you know what you're saying or what you're making me say? The release you guys have for the show. [15:52] I read it. [15:54] You might be the only person. So that was whoever handed it to me. That was what they said. Like, I think you might be the only person that's ever read it. Yeah. Man, if... [16:02] If you're going to [16:04] If you're going to take liberties with me, at least I want to be able to read that you are. Right. You know what I'm saying? And I can't say I'm perfect with doing that, but like. [16:11] I was handed a release. I'm like, oh, man, can I just glance this over for a hot... Oh, this says what I think it says. Okay, let's go. Trump didn't even read it. Just... To each their own? Yeah, no, it's very smart of you to read it. You know, who knows, you know? Who knows?

[16:29] So this is, Tony, is this the full trifecta now? Is it like if you've gotten all of your heroes on this podcast now? There's a couple more we can knock off out of the pro wrestling world. There's a couple more. Todd, if you don't mind, if I can indulge, talk pro wrestling heroes. [16:45] Who do we need to knock off? Who do we need to do anything? Well, I mean, in all reality, and it's a diabolical, diabolical thing. Because, man, he can kind of invite. You can invite anyone you want. Yeah. You just kind of got to get in the wish list. I mean, you've got to start with the number one, without a doubt, Vince McMahon, who started this gangster shit and spread it around. I would definitely have him. It was a little. Man, he would be great. Yes. [17:15] Do you think he'd be interested in doing it? [17:17] Are you kidding me? I think he would love it. Really? I think he would love it. I don't know when the right time is. [17:23] But man. [17:24] Don't miss out on that. At least send it out to the universe. Yeah. Well, I would definitely. Vince, if you're listening. [17:31] Vince, if you're listening, I think this experience would be a great one for you. Is he still involved? Is he out? Is he in? He's out. He's out. He's out totally. Yep. [17:42] It seems like he's the guy that will be out for a little while, and then something will happen. They'll bring him back in. No. Well, I don't know. Again, that's way. We were talking about, like, why is your last event in this place? I'm like, man, because I don't choose the events. [17:54] All that stuff is so far... [17:57] above me [17:58] But I know...

[17:59] Now he's out. [18:01] I... [18:02] In my eyes, I'd like to think that like [18:05] time heals everything and I believe in forgiveness and I also believe in like [18:11] looking at the body of work, but I also, I also know there's a lot of fragile stuff going on there. I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know. Yeah. It's a hot subject. It is. It could get us into another Chinese Taipei incident. Well, no, no, man. I'm, I'm, again, I've learned to become a little bit more accountable for, for what I say and just how, [18:30] Just because I feel a certain way about a person doesn't exonerate them from being accountable for their actions. Right. And just because... [18:37] he did start quote unquote all this gangster shit, uh, [18:41] that doesn't... [18:42] That doesn't mean he doesn't need to be accountable for his actions. Right. So let's figure out what that means. [18:47] and then figure out if we can move forward and bring that back in the fold, or if it stays the way it is. What do you think, Tony? Do you think he's coming back? [18:56] I think he would come here. Yeah. I think he would come here, too. And I think he, you know, that's one of the more entertaining people of all time. He created the entire universe. You've got to remember, Hogan's Hogan because of him. Cena's Cena. I mean, because of him. Yeah. Every single stone cold, he's like, that sounds good. Yeah, keep it going. Yeah. [19:12] We'll do the glass breaks thing and they'll throw you beers. I like it. Let's do it again next week. So everything that we think. When he sits here, you got to do that impression. Yeah.

[19:24] Yeah, Stone Cold's another one that hasn't been on. Steve would be great. I think you would... [19:29] You would dig Steve. Oh, yeah. I'm sure. Yeah. He lives out here, too, doesn't he? Yep. [19:34] Does he? Well, actually, no. Doesn't he have a ranch out here? I think he does somewhere. I think he does. Yeah, but I think he's based out of somewhere else now, New Mexico or Arizona. He's on the – he, like, he's, like, kind of cool and reclusive. He, like, doesn't really do a lot. [19:49] It's amazing. He would be a good get. And I'm pretty sure. I guarantee you would do it. Yeah. Steve, if you're listening, I know you're watching. Come on. Come on. Come on in. Let's talk some wrestling. We'll do it. The man. I mean, everyone has him on the Mount Rushmore. [20:03] Triple H, who runs it now, the son-in-law of Vince McMahon. Yeah. I mean, he runs the entire thing. I mean, you want answers to those high-level questions. Yeah. There's your guy. Yeah. That's the guy you need to get into. A lot of the stuff you'll probably ask today, I'll be like, that's way above my pay grade. [20:20] This type of year when life ramps up and demands more of your energy, more work, more plans with family and friends, and holiday travel, all while it's getting darker and colder out, you can let it all drain your juice. Or you can get out ahead of it with AG1. AG1 is a daily health drink that can help you stay one scoop ahead of all the energy drains coming your way this season. Because the superfoods and B vitamins in every scoop of AG1 support steady energy production without the crash. [20:50] Just shaking up one scoop of AG1 in water covers your multivitamin, your pre and probiotics, antioxidants, superfoods, and more. It's one simple step to start your day ahead of anything that might come your way. And that's why I partnered with them for years. And when you need energy support, AG1 delivers with superfoods and with B vitamins that help convert nutrients into energy for vigor and vitality. Subscribe today to get this clinically backed formula in the flavor of your choice.

[21:20] citrus, berry, or original to help you stay organized. [21:23] One scoop ahead. AG1 has a special offer today. If you head to drinkag1.com slash Joe Rogan, you'll get the welcome kit, a morning person hat, a bottle of vitamin D3K2, and an AG1 flavor sampler for free with your first subscription. That's over $100 in free gifts. Just head over to drinkag1.com slash Joe Rogan or visit the link in the description to get started. [21:53] Tony, at one point in time, was offered a job with the WWE before he really made it. No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was offered a job to write for the WWE. [22:02] Because, you know, Tony was a giant pro wrestling fan. And, you know, he already had a Netflix special. So he was known as a comic. It was before that. Was it before the Netflix special? Yeah. The first one? The one that you released yourself? Yeah. Really? Yeah. It was only a couple years into me doing stand-up, like seven nights a week at the comedy store all the time. And somehow I ended up, someone's like, hey, I have a friend in WWE. If you want to have a meeting with them, just talk. And I went in with straight-up ideas. [22:29] This, that, the Undertaker's brother comes back again, this, that, the next, like everything back and forth. I can't even remember any of them. It's been so long, but I went in with the whole thing. This guy's like, where the hell did you like what? This is crazy. You just like did this? I'm like, yeah, I found out a couple days ago we were going to talk. So, but yeah. [22:47] Yeah, they offered it, but I would have had to move to Connecticut and take a train to New York every night to go do stand-up, and that would have just been exhausting, and everything I heard, because Patrice O'Neal, the late, great Patrice O'Neal, wrote for WWE for a while. Did he really? Yeah.

[23:04] Yeah, for like a couple of years, I think. What did he do? Just wrote lines for them? Like, what did he do? The whole shebang. When you're a WWE writer, they make you write. It's not like a cute job at all. No, there's a lot of television, or there's a lot of content every week. Yeah. Right now, I think they have three weekly shows. So that's 20, I think one of them's going back to three hours, 16, it's like 50 segments of TV. [23:29] Yeah. [23:30] Every week. I remember when you were talking about it. [23:34] When you're talking about potentially doing it, I was like – Yeah, it was tricky. I was like, dude, you do not want to live in Connecticut. No, that's the main thing. If it was anywhere else other than Connecticut, it kind of would have made more sense. If it was in New York City, it would have been a no-brainer. If it was in L.A., definitely. But fast forward, now you're more and more involved. Yes. Well, this is the crazy thing. We had talked during the old days. We would talk in the green room. [24:04] Like to make it as a comedian and somehow be involved in the UFC the way – or excuse me, in WWE the way I'm involved in the UFC. Like very similar. [24:13] Yeah. [24:13] It's crazy. It's insane. I'm going tomorrow night. I'm going to be in the front row. [24:19] At the arena in my hometown. Are they here in a moment? [24:22] Oh, man. [24:24] Are you messing with me? Are you going to – is your music going to hit and you're going to pop out? I've got one more left. This is what they do, by the way. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. I didn't even know they were going to be in town. He's correct. There's a lot of – you mess with people. You're right. But then somebody like me will actually shoot you straight and be like, I'm not going to be there, and I won't be there. And you'll be like, oh, now I'm just – I'm building the equity for people to mess with people. Like, I'm giving 20 mulligans out there. Tomorrow. Not a chance. Not a chance. Exactly.

[24:54] You'll probably love this. You might even know the story. But The Undertaker, his wife, and his podcast co-host went to WrestleMania. They're up in a fancy suite. [25:03] This was... [25:04] Which one was it? The Rock main appearance? Did you? Yes, you were there, right? That huge finish at WrestleMania like three years ago. It was just boom, boom, boom, boom. And all these legends were coming out. This huge finish. They can't even follow it. The ultimate climax of a WrestleMania. And one wrestler comes out, interrupts this huge main event, and then another one, then another one. [25:34] gone a while the lights go out the bell tolls they're watching from the suite he's been gone for like 10 minutes 20 minutes he went and changed real quick and then now came out as the undertaker yeah came out as the undertaker they're in the suite like oh my god it's the undertaker like they don't tell anybody it's so old school and awesome that they keep secrets so locked up that their own loved ones his wife didn't even know that's hilarious yeah [26:00] That is so crazy. It's fun to be able to surprise the live audience. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's got to be a big part of it. How did you get involved in pro wrestling? Were you a fan as a kid? I sure was. I think we have the same gravity of, like... [26:15] Man, I was a super fan as a kid. But then I fell out of it, admittedly, kind of when Hogan went to WCW.

[26:24] So, like... [26:25] I was into wrestling and then I wasn't. And then I got into sports or whatever. And then I got back into wrestling when everyone else did. When, like, Stone Cold Steve Austin became big. The Rock became big. The Attitude Era hit. And I was just working a dead-end job over at Gold's Gym Venice. And, like, didn't know what I wanted to do with my life. How old were you? 21. Wow. 21. I'd moved out to California not to be famous or anything. My degree was in Kines. [26:55] 2000. So like all equipment manufacturers are there. I'm like, man, I'll go get a job with hammer strength or a Cybex or like maybe golds or like put that piece of paper on the wall to, to like get a good paying job. It, [27:08] did not work. So I ended up like front desk, [27:12] Cleaning toilets, selling protein bars, in that order, so don't everybody buy a protein bar. I'm just kidding. But no, I was kind of like a jack of all trades over there. And a friend of mine, Chris Bell and Mark Bell. Oh, I know those guys. Yeah, yeah. They literally were like, dude, you talk about WWF all the time. You know we train down in Orange County, and at that time Chris Bell was kind of like writing for this promotion. They're like, would you want to do it? [27:36] And I, man, I, that doesn't happen without them accidentally saying like, yo, we trained to do this. So his documentaries are fucking incredible. Bigger, stronger, faster. And then the other one, the pill one, what was that one called? Magic pill. No, what was the one, the addiction one? [27:53] that Chris released. But Bigger, Stronger, Faster is such a fucking great documentary. The Bell family, I've been friends with them for a long time. Great guys. Yeah. That documentary blew the lid off of the reality of steroids. Prescription Thugs. Prescription Thugs. That's another great one.

[28:11] . [28:11] Yeah. Crazy thing is he got addicted to pills while he was doing that because he had surgery while he was doing that and got addicted to pills while he's making a fucking documentary on people being addicted to pills. That's how potent pills are. A guy making a documentary about addiction. Yeah. [28:30] He just thinks, well, I'm just taking these because I got hip surgery and I'm in fucking agony and then gets hooked. [28:36] Oh, yeah. Like, that's how crazy it is. Yeah, they're strong. [28:39] Yeah, I would imagine. [28:42] Did you ever have an issue? [28:44] No. No. As a matter of fact, I've had fusion in my neck, right pec completely detached, reattached, both triceps reattached, both triceps scoped. Yeah. [28:57] Nose relocated. [29:00] I probably am in like 10... [29:02] physical surgeries where they got to go and correct something. Never taken one pain pill. Wow. I have all the prescriptions in the bottom drawer of my house filled. And it's weird because... [29:14] at every facility, the first thing they eat. [29:16] The first hill they climb is pain management. [29:19] You wake up from anesthesia, you're like gray and murky. And I've been in a bunch of surgeries, a bunch of different facilities. [29:26] The protocol is always the same. Do you want something for the pain? [29:29] Here, we got to make sure you take this with you because you're not in any pain. [29:32] Like, I understand because you... [29:34] If you leave, if you're feeling okay, maybe you're high off adrenaline, I don't know. And then the operation sets in of like, holy fuck, this is a 10 out of 10. I can't, I need something.

[29:45] I get that. [29:47] I guess from falling down and hurting my body a lot, like I know my pain threshold. Yeah. [29:53] And the worst one was probably putting the whole pec back on and then attaching it. But when I woke up, I was able to mess around with a stress ball, and I never took one pill. That's amazing. And I still have the full bottles. Some are labeled 2008 is when I had my first surgery, and they're just all there. There's a lot of people listening right now going, what if they're still good? You count them all. What if they're still good? You've got to find out where John Cena's torso. It was weird because the medical staff couldn't believe it. [30:23] you don't want anything. No, because, man, it's a... [30:26] I know how I am with this. Yeah, it's a fucking slippery road. And I would just... [30:30] I'd be... [30:31] high on opiates all the time i got my first knee surgery i think in 93 or 94 and they gave me i got an acl reconstruction and they gave me vicodin i think pretty sure it was vicodin i took one one day and i felt so stupid i was lying in on lying on my couch watching tv and i felt so dumb and my knee still hurt you know it was just like it was distracting me from the fact that my knee [31:01] to my dumbness with pills. Like, I just saw it coming. [31:06] Also, I knew a bunch of guys who had pill problems. I wound up selling my pills to a friend of mine that would sell pills. [31:13] Gosh, I should have taken your idea. Could have made some cash. I only made a letter.

[31:17] a couple hundred bucks or something. I don't even remember. It was like in the 90s. But I remember just that one pill. And so then every surgery I've had ever since then, [31:25] They always offered me stuff, and I never took anything. I got my other ACL reconstructed in 2003, never took anything. I got my nose fixed. It's like 2008, I got my nose reconstructed, deviated septum. The guy was insisting that I – he gave me two prescriptions for pain medicine. And I was like, I don't want anything. I was like, is it going to get worse than this? He's like, it could get. I go, right now it feels like nothing. But if you've been – again, like you, you've been beaten up so many times. [31:55] used to just being in pain and i think for some people just the the daunting anxiety of pain itself is like they just want a pill before they even realize like i could kind of just yeah it sucks but it's not going to suck forever it's going to heal so let's just deal with the suck and just lay here put some ice on it or whatever and just relax and uh along with that it's kind of like you're [32:19] your body's natural way of saying like, okay, maybe push a little bit more, try to get a few more degrees of range of motion and physical therapy. Like, [32:28] If those senses are numbed. Right. [32:31] And like shut off. Right. [32:33] First of all, you do feel just like I don't want to do anything, so you won't work. In many cases, you won't work to do the work to get better. Right. Or you don't know the messaging. You can't listen to your body. Yeah. Like if it's really, really in pain, maybe your body's trying to tell you something. I don't know. I always assume that people feel pain differently. I mean, I just would imagine. Like people feel hot sauce differently. Like some people, they can't have any spice.

[33:04] So, all right, I'll throw that out to the group. Is pain a personal experience? [33:08] I mean, there's no way I'm as tough as you guys. So, yeah, it has to be. But I think in other dimensions you might be way tougher. I don't know. [33:15] I don't know. Maybe. I think there's something. You don't know, Tony. I can't imagine the dimension. I went and visited a firehouse the other day and I was going down the pole going, we like you guys wouldn't do that. I would do that. So in that in that aspect, you're tougher than me. Yeah, you could take ridicule. We could take ridicule really easily. But I don't know how what it feels like for other people. You know what I'm saying? I mean, I would assume that everybody feels the same. But you know, one of the reasons why I think maybe it is [33:45] like it's different because my mom my mom has a crazy tolerance to pain like my guy who my stem cell guy in LA my mom had a real knee issue and he was treating her as well and he goes it's hilarious your mother's just like you she just takes it like she doesn't even flinch she's sticking it like he's like that doesn't happen with like 75 year old ladies like take a needle and shove it in their knee and and push it and she just doesn't move [34:12] And, you know, she's like, oh, it wasn't painful. It was no big deal. It's like, you know, a lot of 75-year-old ladies would be fucking sweating and freaking out and seeing the needle. Pretty sure I would be. Yeah. But I don't know. You know, I don't know what it feels like to other people. [34:28] Like when I got my ACL, my right ACL reconstructed, it was a lot easier because it was a cadaver, and I recommend it to anybody. The difference between a patella tendon graft recovery and a cadaver recovery is literally like six months. The difference is the cadaver was so much quicker. Wow. Oh, my God. Because the cadaver, they take it. I mean, it's all swollen and everything afterwards, but it's somebody else's tendon. They take an Achilles tendon off of a cadaver, so it's 150% stronger than an ACL.

[34:58] Screw that sucker in place. Little tiny orthoscopic holes, not nearly as invasive. And then five days later, you know Matt Lichtenberg? I went to his party for his birthday party five days later, just walking around. And he was like, did you just have surgery? I go, yeah. It's not that big a deal. It feels fine. [35:15] It was so much easier. The left one was brutal because they take a slice out of your patella tendon and then they take a chunk out of your shin bone and a chunk out of your kneecap. And then they use those to screw this new tendon that they created into the shin bone and into your thigh bone. That was rough. That one was painful as fuck and took a long time before it felt normal. It took a long time before I could go down on one knee again. When was that? It was in the 90s. And then the other one was? [35:45] 2000s. [35:46] 2002-ish, somewhere around 2003. I mean... [35:49] Ten more years of performance surgeries, ten more years of medical. Yeah, I just think it's the difference because they still do that patella tendon graph. And I think George St. Pierre had it done that way. I know a bunch of people that I'm friends with had it done that way. And I was like, oh, don't do that one. Yeah. Do the cadaver. But people are worried, like, what if you get AIDS? Like, Jesus Christ, you're not going to get AIDS from it. Stop. And it's also, it's like you feel better before you are better, unfortunately, because the way the tendon works. [36:19] tendon with a cadaver. It's not like you have this guy's tendon in your body. [36:23] What it is like is that tendon is a scaffolding, and then your body re-proliferates that with your own cells. So over the course of six months, my body had filled in all of what used to be a cadaver with my own cells. So you'll feel like it's better before it's better. So a lot of MMA fighters, they start training too quickly, and they blow it out again because it's still soft. That's always the concern.

[36:52] It's always a concern. In any... You feel good. Yeah. You're like, man, I can... [36:56] I can do this. Especially animals. And it's a little too early. Guys who are just used to pain and used to pushing, you know, and they just pop it out again. I know multiple MMA fighters that have had knee surgery and then blew it out while they were recovering. And just a few months more. They could just... This episode is brought to you by The Farmer's Dog. Here's a fun fact. Research shows that dogs who maintain a healthy weight can live up to two and a half years longer on average than dogs who are overweight. Yeah. [37:24] Isn't that wild and also kind of obvious at the same time? So why is feeding vague scoops of ultra-processed kibble still the status quo for most dog owners? Healthy alternatives exist, and trust me, I know – [37:39] I buy one, the Farmer's Dog. I use it for both my dogs. They love it. They eat it up quick. It smells good to them. It smells good to me. It's human-grade food. The Farmer's Dog makes fresh food for dogs, and my dogs love it. Their recipes are made with real meat and fresh vegetables that are gently cooked to retain vital nutrients. They also portion out the meals to your dog's nutritional needs, which helps avoid overfeeding and makes weight management easier and isn't getting more time with our four-legged [38:09] best friend something every dog owner wants? The answer to that is yes, obviously. So try the farmer's dog today and get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food.

[38:22] Plus, get free shipping. Just go to thefarmersdog.com slash rogan. This offer is for new customers only. Let's talk about Service Titan. Over 10,000 contractors already run their businesses on Service Titan. Now they're building an AI trained on real trades workflows. This isn't generic AI. This is AI built specifically for contracting work, HVAC, plumbing, electrical, and more. [38:52] Booking calls, helping run your back office, and growing your revenue automatically. Every other industry is still trying to figure out AI. The trades are about to lead from the front. Service Titan, the AI for the trades. Learn more at servicetitan.ai. All right. It's impatience. You want to get back in there. And then it's even worse because you've got to drill into the same holes and pull it out and open you up, and it's a more invasive surgery. They've got to remove the screws. [39:22] and... [39:23] Fuck. Yeah, but I just – I don't think everybody feels pain the same. I think it's a genetic thing. It's just an assumption obviously because I don't feel what other people feel, but – [39:34] I think some people, just any kind of pain, it's just they can't function. They're just in agony. And I think those people are way more vulnerable to the pills. [39:44] That's just my assumption. [39:46] That's a decent perspective. I would agree with... [39:50] Pain is a personal experience. There are people who...

[39:57] I mean, I've seen people like, I can't believe you go through that. And then people will be like, but you get the shit kicked out of you. I can't believe you do that. It's all relative. I would be... [40:06] shit and cufflinks if you... [40:08] get that stem cell needle out. I would be sweating right until the fucking final moment. Like some stuff I can't take, you know, it's like, I guess it is. [40:16] It could be combined with what we fear in life or maybe... [40:20] Maybe fear of hard work or fear of effort. Who knows? I don't know. I don't know. I think it's also being accustomed to pain. Did you wrestle when you were younger? [40:30] No, I play football. You play football. Well, that's just like that in that you're always in pain. I mean, if you're playing football, you're always colliding with people. You got your shoulders fucking with you. Your backs fucking with you. It's like it's never-ending. I've always said that there's something – [40:46] There's some value into losing a fight. [40:48] Oh, yeah. I grew up with four brothers and we kicked the shit out of each other. And I was not always on the winning side. [40:53] So very early on in my life as a young person. [40:56] You know what it's like to lose a fight. Oh, it's very valuable. And I think that there's a lot maybe to do with the pain conversation there. It's like just flat out getting your ass kicked and then being able to dust yourself off and be like, I'll get you next time. You know, like it's not over. You know what I'm saying? Right, right, right. We're brothers. We're going to fight again. You know, like. It's also knowing like why did he beat me? What can I do to beat him next time? [41:18] You know, if you don't have that in your life, also, if you don't know what it feels like to get your ass kicked, you get a little mouthy. I mean, how many mouthy people do we know that have never been fucked up? And I think that's why. Like, there's real consequences if it actually comes down. You start yelling and you get mouthy. If it actually comes down to it, and we've all seen many of these videos on the Internet where someone just –

[41:40] They don't know what the fuck they're asking for, what they're getting into, and then all of a sudden they're getting hit. And, man, I'm not perfect, and there are days where I'm short of patience, but when it gets to that weird spot of, like, yo, someone's going to get hit in the face, I always try to, like, lean on diplomacy. Always. Always. Yeah. Please, let's not do that because that fucking sucks. And I've heard a lot of people say to you, if I was you, I'd be fucking everybody up. Dumb people always say that. [42:10] Or they run you over with a car. Or you think you're going to fuck somebody up and you get fucking handled. Right. Like you never know, man. You never know anybody else's story. You know? You never know. There's so many people out there that train today. It's so much different than when I was younger. Like you would assume that like I assume that a good solid 10% of all men you meet have martial arts skills now. [42:33] Because of the UFC. The popularity of it. Yeah. Certainly in Western society. Yes. You know, there's a gym every plaza. Also, there's so many kids that, like, watch UFC and then... [42:44] play practice with themselves and you could learn a lot just doing that you know guys learn a lot just watching it on tv and then emulating it at home with their friends can tell those who watch wwe because when those moments happen they try to do something crazy oh yeah it doesn't work how many guys have fucking thrown their buddy onto a conference table because they thought it was the way to do it oh it's crazy you know i mean the fucking sheer amount of punishment you guys put

[43:14] staggering. Thank you very much. It is all for the good. It's like a pro football player, pro hockey player, UFC. I think the beautiful advantage that we... [43:25] have is that it's we can we can make choices [43:28] on what we do. [43:30] So when you're in UFC and they close the door, [43:32] It's kind of fucking best person wins. [43:34] You know, you've got to, it's survival. [43:36] when we're in WWE and we both step in the ring and they ring the bell, we're working together. [43:41] working together to put on the best show for the audience. [43:43] And in that process, you can calculate the risks you want to take. [43:47] And I think that's what allows... [43:50] somebody to be able to perform for 23 years. [43:53] You know, I don't know. I know that age-old stat that everybody says about, like, the average NFL career is, what, two and a half years or three and a half years. I don't know what the stat is on average UFC career. [44:04] Like how long went, what's your window to be functionally profitable in UFC. But I know because our risks are calculated, uh, [44:14] and we're working together rather than against each other, the math is way higher for you to have like a 10, 15, 20 year career in WWE. But that also is... [44:26] 10 more years have fallen down, 15 more years have fallen down. So it's weird. Like, you can choreograph the risk, but you have to do it. [44:33] Time and time again. And the schedule in WWE just changed. Like to do 70 matches a year now in WWE is like, man, you you're a workhorse. We used to do 220, 230, which is so crazy. It's 220 days of trauma in a year because you're getting no matter what you're getting some trauma.

[44:54] No matter what. It is. A guy body slams you. Something happens. You're colliding. You go off the ropes. You're smashing into each other. I get such a warm feeling when first-timers go into the ring for the first time. It's like, oh, it's like a bouncy floor. And then they fall down once. And, like, the wind's knocked out of them. They're like, my brain moved. Yeah, yeah. Now you've got to do that again and again. But it's weird. I've gotten to work with a lot of stand-ups. And WWE is kind of changing. [45:24] just like a stadium tour. But man... [45:27] When I performed, my sweet spot, we ran very parallel lives. [45:32] Like you, I've worked. [45:33] every city hampton beach casino ballroom to madison square garden like to the saitama super arena to at&t stadium to bangor maine or to valparaiso indiana like you you go to all of these places yeah and it's like friday you're in one place saturday you're in another place sunday you're in another place monday you're in another place tuesday you're in another place one day to drop your shit one day to catch your flight out do it again like it's it's [45:57] It's kind of we were kind of like touring stand ups in that regard. Very similar. Yeah. And you're responsible for your own trans. Like and I'm speaking from my day. I don't know how it is now because I got one left and then I'm done. But you were responsible for your own transportation, booking your own hotels. Like you were they were just like, hey, we're starting here. We're in here. Good luck. [46:18] Which is awesome because people are really independent when they go through that fire. And you weed out the people who don't want to be there. Yeah, because there's just the sheer work, the sheer workload. Making those clubs and doing a tour. Also the adrenaline. It's like, what do you do after a night? Dude. Most jobs, people can't wait to be done and then go home and relax and fall asleep. You're doing stand-up or obviously wrestling. You're done late at night and you're like, man, what the water rush.

[46:48] Fuck, what can I do better? This fucking killed. And then it's four in the morning. Yeah, you're buzzing. Yeah. You're buzzing. And it's also, it's really hard to have any kind of a normal relationship because you're just constantly not home. You're constantly gone. Like even your friends, like you really, as a touring comic, the best thing that I ever did is start taking friends with me on the road. Yeah. Instead of just working with like random guys that I didn't know in different towns. [47:14] Those are fun sometimes. Sometimes. Like, you know, two out of ten times you meet a new friend. Yeah. Eight out of ten times you're with some annoying alcoholic who fucking sucks and they're annoying and then they want to take you someplace and, you know, you get in trouble. Yeah. [47:30] Yeah. I mean, that's certainly the normal life aspect of it. It's also... [47:38] Like at full tilt, it's a very absorbing thing. It's a very selfish thing. [47:43] So I think not only you don't work regular office hours, [47:46] And you're a nomad, a gypsy. [47:49] but especially from a WWE perspective. [47:52] You... [47:53] you have to, like you're a startup founder. [47:56] you have to wake up thinking about it. You have to think about it all day. You have to go to sleep thinking about it. Wake up in the two hours of sleep. Did you get being like, I remember this line or maybe we can do this stunt or whatever. Right. And it's, [48:07] people who are in your sphere, at least through my perspective and my journey, [48:12] Man if you were in my gravity from like [48:14] 2002 to like [48:16] 2019, uh,

[48:19] I wasn't a part of a team. You did it my way. [48:23] Like, bus leaves at 10. If you're there at 10.01, you're fucking left. Like, we're doing this, and we're training here, and then we're doing this, but it's... [48:30] It's so the end product is good. So, like, the dream job of, like, man, I never, the six-year-old kid holding the paper belt can be an adult holding the real belt and get shekels for doing that. And I don't ever want to, I don't want to put that in jeopardy. So you fuckers are going to have to get in line, and we're just going to have to go. Like, you know, I was absent a lot in relationships because if it wasn't on my terms, it didn't exist. Yeah. [48:55] You know, because here you catch lightning out of a jar. I'm a kid from West Newberry who's, you know, come from a family of five, and we – [49:03] There's always more broke. [49:05] But man, we were a good level of broke. And then now, like, hey, if you just work hard at this thing, you can kind of not ever be that again. All right, fuck this. I'm doing this thing all the time. But that comes with, hey, I'm getting married or like my grandfather died or I got a birthday coming up or like, hey, man, you missed another Thanksgiving. You're damn right I did because I'm doing the thing. [49:28] Yeah. You know, so it's also for me, at least it was it was that as well of like laser focus. [49:34] All things WWE. Well, it's that in everything that you do where you want to really be successful. It takes... [49:42] It's saying yes to the thing. [49:44] means no to everything else. I had Jensen Whying on the podcast the other day, who's the CEO of NVIDIA.

[49:50] Like one of the biggest companies on planet Earth, huge company, fucking dude still to this day works seven days a week. And he was talking about when he goes on vacation. I go, do you go on vacation and just put it all down? He goes, no. [50:03] No, I work. [50:04] He goes, even when I'm with my family, I have to work. I'm working. I work seven days a week. I don't take a day off. I love it. And he goes, and I'm terrified of failure. He goes, that's my motivation. My motivation is not, I want to succeed. My motivation is fear of failure. Every day I show up saying, if I don't do this, we could fail and I'm going to work seven days a week. [50:25] Everybody thinks they want to be a CEO. You think you want to be a billionaire? Like – [50:29] You want to do that? You want to do that when you're 60 years old? Do you want to be working seven days a week all day long from the moment you wake up? He wakes up at 430 in the morning. He says he answers thousands of emails a day. [50:40] I'm like, what? [50:42] How is that even fucking possible? Gets up at 4.30 in the morning, answers all these emails, works all day long, constantly problem-solving. [50:50] making AI chips... [50:52] It's fucking crazy, right? Yeah. But that's with everything. You want to be at the top of the heap? There's only one way. Yeah. When you see something difficult look easy. [51:02] there's [51:03] a bunch of 4.30 in the morning wake-ups that made that happen. [51:07] I think with everything in life, anything in life where you really want to excel at it, there's no shortcuts. It doesn't exist. That weeds a lot of people out. [51:15] It does. [51:17] It does, and there's a lot of, man, armchair quarterback is the easiest and best position on the field. Yeah. I can do that. All I needed to do was do this.

[51:24] Sure. Go right ahead. Yeah. Take your best shot. Yeah. Good luck. Yeah. It's interesting because it must weed out so many talented people. There's probably a lot of talented people that you've seen over the years that just [51:35] didn't have that drive to constantly improve and succeed and really be thinking about what they're doing all the time. [51:41] I like that statement. [51:43] because [51:44] I think the talent is... [51:46] doing it all. [51:47] You could have a... No, you can have one. [51:50] You can smoke if you want. I don't care. We have fans in here. Yeah. Really? We have fans that suck out all the smoke. Okay. I think the statement of, man, so many talented people didn't make it. They may be an acrobat. They may be a fast talker. [52:05] But that's not the only attribute. [52:08] that makes one special. [52:10] You may be a great joke writer, but man, if... [52:13] If you don't master stage presence, I mean, be a great joke writer with stage presence, but if you can't, [52:18] Lug the tour. [52:20] you're not [52:21] You're not talented for it. Well, it's really the grind. It is. In everything. It's like the all-encompassing thing. So when someone with great athletic ability decides that it's not for them, because eventually that is – one thing about WWE – [52:36] for all the arguments of like backstage Politico, uh, [52:41] Everybody understands the sound of money. [52:43] and no one refuses it. [52:46] Like, I fucking hate this guy, but I got to give him another match. It may not be, but I now have to give him a 10-year contract. [52:54] But when they go out there, if the noise is there, even if the they's...

[52:59] fucking hate you [53:00] you get another match. I'm proof positive of that meritocracy at work. [53:05] Everybody fucking hated me. Why'd they hate you? I was just real different. [53:09] Like I was just really different. [53:12] In what way? [53:15] So I didn't roughly feathers when I kind of [53:19] I entered the business, kept quiet, did my stuff, but I also didn't connect with the audience. [53:24] And I don't know, maybe you guys see this in stand up or not. But then I got like a personality of like the white rap guy, like the white hip hop guy. You know about that? But like, I fucking went, I fucking went all in. [53:37] you know, urban gear, like, and I'm a hip hop head. So it's like, oh man, this is my sweet spot. This is the, the, the Avenue. This isn't, [53:44] all of my personality, but this is one level that I can show that I think everyone will get. So if you go to Madison Square Garden, you get it. But if we go to Wheeling, West Virginia, you'll also get it. And you may like it in some places and hate it in some places, but everyone will get it. [53:59] I will not be selling apathy. [54:01] But in doing that, I never followed dress code. I was saying disrespectful shit about my peers. Like, I kind of did it my own way. So I was... [54:11] I was kind of ruffling some feathers backstage. I was taking big swings. [54:16] Because I was going to fucking get fired anyway. The alternative was lose my job. So I was like, fuck it, I'm going down swinging. Yeah. And then... [54:23] The people behind the curtain were like, ah, the kid's disrespectful to the business. He doesn't care about the business. All the while, I just want to keep my fucking job.

[54:31] You know, so the they's... [54:33] behind the curtain weren't really invested, [54:35] but they were also humble enough [54:38] To be like, there's noise out there. Got to give them another match. [54:42] And one match at a time. [54:44] Times 23 years of compounding interest. We're here. What did Vince think about your hip-hop persona? He hated it and then loved it. He hated it and then loved it. And I think I'm thinking for somebody, but I think from his perspective is, [55:00] Like when I hear somebody's idea for a personality. [55:02] Man, I want to be this sports agent guy or whatever. Oh, yo, I have the idea of what that is in my head. [55:09] And if their projection of that idea doesn't match my projection of that idea, I'm like, ah, fuck, I hate it. [55:14] But that doesn't mean it can't work. So I think what maybe would happen was [55:19] My... [55:20] perspective of the white hip-hop guy from the mean street of Wes Newberry and Vince's perspective of [55:27] John Cena, the rapper. [55:29] we probably missed. Like he had an idea [55:32] And I had an idea. [55:33] And usually he will craft it to his vision. I've got to give him respect for allowing me to... [55:40] to kind of, to run with it, you know? Well, it's probably that fear of being fired that, like, keeps you on the edge. Dude, that was it. Of, like, the NVIDIA guy of, like, I don't want to fail. Yeah. I got the sit-down of, like, hey, we're going to cut you. [55:54] 'cause it's not working. Like you're out there for your matches, you hear the same, it's not working. And there's no argument there.

[56:01] Fucking all right. I got to touch the sun. I got to make it. I got to play for the Yankees. I got my one at bat. I'm Moonlight Graham. And then they heard me rap in the back of the bus and was like, man, Stephanie heard me rap in the back of the bus. It was like, yo, you want to do that on TV? I'm like, lose my job or fucking rap? Yeah. Let's go. Let's do this. So it was Stephanie's idea? And it was a fucking accident, dude. It was an accident. It was my final overseas tour for the WWE. [56:28] And the boys just spend time, like that's the one time they get the whole group together, is overseas, because you don't want to be herding cats like in Amsterdam or something. Everybody rides on the bus, you go from town to town, so like to pass the time. [56:40] The boys just do whatever. And they were freestyle in the back of the bus. And I normally just fucking kept to myself because I was raised in the environment of like, keep your ears open, keep your mouth shut. Don't do anything less spoken to. So I did that. But I also didn't make any connections with people who were putting their lives on the line for me. [56:57] You know, some of the guys you really beat the shit out of in the rings are like your best friends. [57:04] So I didn't have any of those connections. And I heard these guys rapping. I just remember playing Roller Coaster Tycoon on my laptop playing. [57:10] Full matching up, putting it away. I'm going to the back of the bus. And just waited my turn and then filleted like 12 guys. Yeah. And Stephanie was like, how the fuck did you remember all that? I'm like, no, no, it's freestyle. You just make it up. [57:23] And she's like, well, make up something about me. And we were boarding a plane. And I literally like utilize the plane, the people getting on the plane, what she was wearing, what she was eating. She's like, would you do this on TV?

[57:34] And that's... [57:35] But we got a chance. Wow. That's crazy. It wasn't like off to the moon. Like, I got a shitty chance on a small spot. [57:44] and that works [57:45] So then I got moved to like [57:46] the dog shit Saturday night program that nobody watches. But the cool thing is no one's watching. So like I can do whatever I wanted. So I started saying more racy shit and dressing more outlandish and having more personality and like claiming ownership of the show. I call myself Mr. Saturday night. And it's the shitty show. You don't want to be Mr. Saturday night, but I did. And then that got another match and got another match and one by one kind of. [58:11] brought me here. Wow. [58:13] Just a fucking happy accident, man. That's crazy. All the way to... And even when the bells were like, hey, the whole thing's a fucking accident. [58:21] You want to start training? [58:22] Fuck, yeah, sure, all right, great. You want to start rapping? Yeah, fuck it, sure. Let's see what happens. That's amazing. It's a happy accident. And for it to go all the way to last year's massive heel turn, he went heel... [58:36] Dude, and I was this year, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, that was. Yeah. It's been a year. Yeah, that was I was a mania. And man, one literally, perhaps other than maybe Hogan. Right. The greatest heel turn in wrestling history when a good, good, good, good, good crowd pleasing guy goes bad, bad and dark.

[59:06] iconic, iconic heel turn. [59:09] Cold, dark, working with the Rock. He was in cahoots. That's the good guy Cody Rhodes. You can see the people's faces. That's the fun thing. It's like... [59:18] The stuff is so simple, but if you take out the crowd in that situation and just put those three guys, it is really fucked up what we do. But when you add the audience in the back and all of their faces and what's going on, that's what makes me imagine. Bro, even your face. You got like a mean guy face all of a sudden. It's like you look like a different person. It's interesting. I was having a bad day. [59:40] Well, this is also when you'd already done a bunch of acting. [59:44] Yes, this is this year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this is February this year. [59:49] Yeah. [59:49] How much of the creative control do you have over the aspects of that heel turn? Like, for example, one thing that I thought was the coolest. My idea. I was in the front row of WrestleMania behind the Spanish announce table. So I'm directly across from the entrance, you know, the giant WrestleMania football stadium in Las Vegas. And there was no music and it was a black background. [1:00:19] With the most iconic, loud, wild music, no music, black background, and in white letters it just said Sina. And you just walked out with... [1:00:31] literally the statement was I'm not here to entertain you people basically is what it felt like and I loved it I mean this is the main event of Mania you are so entertained I mean I want to entertain you I have a degree in pro wrestling but my masters is in heeldom like it's like the bad I just love a bad guy and even ever since that bad guy turn

[1:00:58] I feel like, and I feel like most bad guy fans do, now newly connected with the back to the return of the good guy Cena. Yeah, there it is. Oh, I mean, it was literally just... [1:01:10] I used to come out like a Tasmanian devil. Yeah. And it's just reversed it all. [1:01:15] And it seems like nothing, but it's [1:01:18] iconic [1:01:19] Just cold as ice. Everyone else for four hours coming out with colorful music and pyro and all this stuff. And there's the guy that normally did it the best and the biggest. [1:01:30] Just really... [1:01:32] Not giving a fuck. In WrestleMania, if you're going to do it, you'd give your best entrance for WrestleMania. And this was... [1:01:39] I guess we were going for the shittiest one. But it just rang the opposite and simple and true. The Octagon isn't just in Las Vegas anymore. It's right in your hands with DraftKings Sportsbook, the official sports betting partner of UFC. Get ready because when Dwavishwili and Jan face off again at UFC 323, every punch, every takedown, every finish, it all has the potential to pay off in real time. [1:02:09] And if your bet wins, you get paid $200 in bonus bets. And hey, Missouri, the wait is over. DraftKings Sportsbook is now live in the show-me state. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use promo code ROGAN. That's code ROGAN to turn $5 into $200 in bonus bets if your bet wins. In partnership with DraftKings, the crown is yours. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. In New York, call 877-8-HOPE-N-Y or text HOPE-N-Y-467-369.

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[1:04:11] I don't have enough depth of field to touch all the bases. [1:04:14] But I will go to every department and say like, okay, entrance is a big part of what we do. [1:04:20] What do we do for lighting? What do we do for production? Go to camera. Like, how do you guys want to shoot it? [1:04:25] And then it trickles down when you talk to the talent you're working with. How do we portray this message? [1:04:30] Uh, and then of course it starts at the top with creatively, I want to make you a bad guy. So we're going to do that. Okay, sure. We're going to do that. How do you want to do that? [1:04:39] But I think it's getting – we have a lot of talented people and just allowing them to do their job and let you know, like, oh, I was kind of thinking this. [1:04:46] And then tell him, yeah, that's a good idea. Let's do that. Yeah. You know, that's amazing. Because I don't know what I don't know what I miss if I'm making all the demands to show you the contrast. His opponent that night came out to I think it was 40 people on red, white and blue dirt bikes, all dressed like American people. Nitro circus. He comes out elevated from inside of the stage wearing this super gaudy mask that he has to take off. [1:05:10] Fireworks, fireworks, fire, sparks, smoke, all of these different things. And he just comes out blank-faced. I just got my bunk sock on the back. Just right on. There you go. It's so funny hearing Tony talk about this because for people who don't know – [1:05:25] The way Tony runs Kill Tony is basically a version of a WWE... [1:05:32] event. [1:05:33] I mean, it really is. Like when he does the arena shows, he has everything set up like a WWE event. [1:05:40] I mean, even the thing we did with Shane, when Shane was playing Trump, when Trump and I were supposedly feuding online, Trump had said something about me online. And then Trump's talking shit, like as Shane's talking shit. And then the music plays and I show up behind him. It's pure pro wrestling. Oh, yeah. It's pure pro wrestling. And MSG's on their feet, shocked. You know, you're surprising this crowd that thinks they're just there for a comedy show. And well, there's the panel. I guess that's what we're going to have tonight.

[1:06:10] ups, the downs, and then he brings up Joey Diaz. So it's like, boom, boom, kind of like that big finish at Mania that I was talking about. Yeah. Superstar bringing up a superstar, you know, music, music, smoke, fire. Yes. All these little things. The more you make it important, the more important it becomes. Yeah. What he's saying is like when Trump was there, this was as Trump was running for president, Trump thought that I was endorsing RFK, so he got mad at me. So I said, I am here to endorse someone, and I brought out Joey Diaz. [1:06:40] Which is great because you're going to get a reveal, but you get a different reveal. And it's like everybody went nuts. And but it's like the audience, they're into it like they're into pro wrestling. They want all the heel turns. They want all the chaos. They want all the pageantry and the fire and the explosions and all the shit. Man, you get any live audience. They're into all that. Like watch a college football game. Watch a soccer game overseas or football, as they would say. Like. [1:07:08] The fans, it's like a group think of energy that's fucking nuts. Yeah. Like, audiences want it. It doesn't matter where you're at. Like, man, would comics just go out and light up a stage, and they have that fucking stage presence, and they just slay a set? The fucking audience is rolling in the aisles. [1:07:27] you let them in. [1:07:30] And they can help make a joke that might not hit the night before. Slay. Like, it's all about... [1:07:35] The moment, it's all about being there and reading the people. And the fun thing about WWE is you can...

[1:07:42] You can go out there with an idea, and I can only imagine this as kind of like stand-up, where if you got your set and you tell the first joke to crickets... [1:07:50] you may try another joke, and if that's crickets, you've got to fucking pivot. Yeah. So we go out and do something. [1:07:56] And, oh, man, they're into it. [1:07:58] Great. All right. We have them. We just got to maintain their attention until we get to act three, essentially. [1:08:05] But if you hear fucking crickets... [1:08:06] You're like, all right, we're switching it up. [1:08:08] fucking pivot right now. That's the beauty. That's one of the things that I love the most is the... [1:08:15] It's not just me and the other person out there. Like the audience is the act. [1:08:19] That moment only means something. If you put a blue screen behind the people, [1:08:24] It is super fucked up. [1:08:25] Like, what the fuck are they doing and why does that mean anything? Right. But when you let the level of the audience and everybody's on their feet, they're going, "No!" Like, it's fucking everything. It's everything. That's why Tony's so interested in the coordination of it all, the setting and the sabotage and all the chaos that's involved in all of it. But these are human emotions that are universal. Everyone understands betrayal, jealousy, anger, disappointment, failure, excitement. [1:08:52] These are universal things that if we don't speak the same language, you still have felt these things. And you could watch that. No one spoke in that clip. [1:09:02] But you could watch that anywhere in the world, man. [1:09:04] That kid just got fucked over. Right. Oh, what's going to happen next? Right. [1:09:08] Like that's the beautiful appeal of it. You know, it's, it's, we don't hit too far above our weight class. Like we, we try to send large scale universal messages based on true, real human emotion that we all know. Yeah.

[1:09:22] And up to that day, that moment, like even that thing that we were just telling you about me bringing him coming out, that being a reveal, him bringing up Diaz was coordinated literally, I think, 15 minutes before which is great time. Yeah, literally me with a with a big piece of paper going, hey, Joe, what if we did this? He confirms it. So I go to hair and makeup work. They're finishing up Shane as Trump, which in itself is just hysterical. [1:09:52] I pitch it to him. He loves it. I go to Diaz. I say, Rogan's going to bring you up. And the thing happens quick. Whereas with almost every form of entertainment that we're used to other than wrestling and wrestling. [1:10:05] like kind of, you know, kill Tony... [1:10:08] In this instance, everything's so preplanned that if we over preplanned it, we wouldn't have had the topical RFK endorsement because it was like news that day. Yeah, sure. And so, again, that inspiration. [1:10:22] totally comes from there. Because what else is doing that? At MSG, 10 minutes before the show, reorganizing things. We have to go to production and go, have Rogan's [1:10:34] LED ready and then Diaz in that order. You know, it literally comes from that. And when it goes right, there's not a better feeling in the world. Exactly. I just get to sit back and watch. [1:10:46] But it's so funny that that connection with pro wrestling is really why you've made Kill Tony the way it is. Like, without your love of pro wrestling, it would be such a different show. Like, if it was just run like a traditional stand-up show, there's so much else going on that makes it the biggest show. Yeah. Well, it's long-term storytelling. We had a guy on on Monday that had been doing it 14 years.

[1:11:16] was off. He struggled. Even after the minute, I go, you've been doing it 14 years? He goes, yeah, man. I go, how do you make money? He goes, [1:11:23] I do this. [1:11:24] I go, you do this for a living. He goes, yeah. I go, you must have better material. I'm going to give you another shot. Do another minute. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. And I introduce him again. And he bombs again. And literally, I was talking with it. [1:11:41] about it with Stephanie after the show, because she just happened to be... [1:11:45] At Kill Tony on Monday. And she goes, a guy like that, you know, what happens next? I go, hopefully. Hopefully. [1:11:52] Hopefully, the guy gets pulled out of the bucket in a month or two, has a great set, puts it together, realizes his timing was off. He wasn't taking a breath. He wasn't connecting with the crowd. He was just memorizing his stuff. And the story begins to be told about this guy. And sometimes it happens in reverse. Sometimes somebody starts off, you know, fire hot. Rocket strapped to the back. Yep. And then, boof. And that's kind of the sadder thing, right? [1:12:22] Never being able to touch that again. Have a moment like your first time. Well, it's like we were talking about people with talent. We all know someone who killed during open mic days that we were like, wow, this guy's going to be huge. They have like undeniable talent. [1:12:35] And they just can't manage it. They can't figure it out. They self-sabotage. [1:12:40] They get addicted to drugs or alcohol or whatever it is. There are so many things. [1:12:44] It's not just the ability to go out and do the task well. There's so many variables that will fuck you up. Yeah, dude, you're right. So many.

[1:12:54] so many gifted people. [1:12:56] have [1:12:57] Just have that roadblock in front of you. Which is why I think conversations with successful people are so important. [1:13:04] Because you get to hear those stories. You get to hear, like with Jensen the other day, he was talking about how NVIDIA was basically bankrupt. They were on their way out, and someone gave them a chance. Like some one guy that was an investor gave them a chance, and then they wound up becoming successful. And then there was these moments. [1:13:22] People need to know that you're going to have those hurdles. You're going to have those roadblocks. You're going to have to figure out how to adjust. It's not easy. No one who... This episode is brought to you by Chime. Chime is bringing something fresh to banking. J.D. Power just ranked them the number one choice for new bank accounts in America. And that's not a small thing. That means real people, millions of them, are choosing this over traditional banks. [1:13:52] is fee free, no monthly fees, no overdraft fees, and thousands of free ATMs. But here's the real kicker. If you get their Chime card, it gives you 5% cash back on a category that you actually pick yourself. [1:14:08] Your savings rate, nine times the national average. That's crazy high. Go to chime.com slash Rogan. Takes a few minutes to sign up. Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime card provided by Chime's bank partners. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com slash disclosures for more details.

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[1:16:08] 200 personnel in their NXT development program right now. [1:16:13] Maybe 10 will make it. [1:16:15] And of those 10, like really, honestly, maybe one will make it. [1:16:20] And [1:16:21] What the hope is, is over a six-year period. [1:16:24] of [1:16:25] those classes of 200 that get matriculated probably every four months. So we're talking 6,000 people. [1:16:32] I'm hoping one makes it. Wow. In five or six years, I need one. [1:16:37] because my top guy right now, my Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes and, and the Charlotte Flares and Becky Lynch's of the world, like, um, [1:16:45] They'll last half a decade to draw. Maybe if we're lucky, maybe we'll get it more. [1:16:51] maybe parlay it into a decade or two, but that's an anomaly. You've got to play the legit math of like, after five years, I better have somebody in the on-deck circle. So out of like [1:17:02] Five, six thousand. I just need one. But it's still everybody's biting their fingernails of like, we don't have the person yet. It's so many folks. [1:17:11] Just don't make it. [1:17:12] Just don't make it. [1:17:13] Yeah, that's the parallel of stand-up. [1:17:16] Yeah, it's man. So, you know, there's so many people that we were talking last night in the green room. Thousands. And when I see them like in the ring do stuff, I'm like, I could never do that. [1:17:27] But they just won't, they just don't make it. [1:17:29] It's just there's so many things that fuck people up. So much self-sabotage. Dude. So much inability to stay the course. Being our own worst enemy. Mm-hmm.

[1:17:38] You know, I don't know. [1:17:39] Yeah. I don't know. [1:17:41] Yeah, yeah. [1:17:43] Happy accidents, though. Fuck it. Well, yeah, happy accidents, but not just that. It's you being able to stay on course and you being able to recognize that, you know, okay, this didn't work. What do I do? You want me to rap? Okay, I'll fucking rap. Like a lot of people would have been like, I'm not fucking rapping. [1:18:01] That's beneath me. Yeah. I'm here to be a wrestler. Yeah. I'm not a gimmick. I'm not going to be a buffoon. Yeah. I'll be a buffoon. Yeah. Because it beats work in a real job. It's not only that. It's part of the entertainment of it all. Even the cringe aspect of it. Yeah. Where people are like, what is going on here? Yeah. Yeah. It's great. He loves that shit. Oh, it's the best. The best. You know who my guy is right now? Dominic Mysterio. Love Dom. Oh, my God. So he's. Were you. [1:18:31] You weren't at Petco, were you? No. Oh, gosh. We had fun over there. I bet. I caught a lot of it, yeah. Man, that kid's good, too. Like, good human being, too. I happened to be in Salt Lake City doing a gig. [1:18:44] I was doing stand-up in one arena, and the WWE happened to be in the other arena in Salt Lake City just a few weeks ago. And I'm like, ah, darn. But I look it up, and it's a 5 p.m. taping of WWE. So I hit up my friends at WWE. I go, I'm coming in. I'm bringing my openers, right? [1:19:02] Uh... [1:19:04] Anyway, Dominic Mysterio is in a triple threat match, and his whole thing is he's wrestling royalties. He's Rey Mysterio's son, but he claims that he might be Eddie Guerrero's son because his father is one of the ultimate good guys of all time. So basically he takes on the traits of Eddie Guerrero, whose whole thing was cheating and lying and stealing, breaking the rules in original ways all the time.

[1:19:33] And he's doing a triple threat match, which means there's three guys at once, right? But if... [1:19:39] if someone beats anybody, you could lose your belt. And his Intercontinental Champion, I think it's Intercontinental, right, is on the line. And he gets thrown outside the ring. And I'm having fun, right? I go, Dominic, cheat, do something, right? And he's kind of on the other side of the thing. And he lifts up his head and looks at me and goes like that. He gives a big wink. And then he goes back down again. And I'm cracking up. I go, did you see that? I'm next to Pauly Shore. I go, did you just see him wink? He goes, yeah, man. What's he going to do, bro? [1:20:09] But these two guys in the ring are wrestling, and one of them has the other one in a submission hold, a camel clutch. I can't remember who it was, but anyway. And I literally, even me, watching since I was a kid, and even though he just winked at me. [1:20:25] It was just enough time. I forgot that Dominic was over there because this action in the ring is really happening. Something's about to happen. And you hear the bell ring. And I look over. [1:20:35] And there's Dominic with the hammer in his hand, ringing the bell. And the guy lets go of the submission. And the referee goes, what the hell? [1:20:43] And something I hadn't seen in 35 years of watching this thing, he's innovative enough to find a brand new way to cheat. Less twice. Yeah. A brand new way to cheat. And the crowd, everybody's cracking up. Yep. It's a whole new, right when you think you've seen it all, this guy who you would love. He's literally built like me.

[1:21:13] and he's just braggadocious. Oh, yeah. He thinks he won. [1:21:19] But the ref's like, no... [1:21:20] And I got to cut to Dominic. He just loves it. [1:21:29] Yep. There's our guy. [1:21:32] Awesome. [1:21:33] Dirty Dom. [1:21:38] And the crowd just loves him. That's all of us right there. That's Matty Edgar, Joe DeRosa, Pauly Shore, me. It was DeRosa's first real wrestling event. He had the time of his life. Childlike wonder. I love getting people in there live for the first time. There's something funny about a pro wrestler that's not built to. Oh, yeah. And he's the champ. And all these other guys, that guy penting. Man, he just whipped my ass. Dirty dumb. He just whipped my ass. For real. I just lost the Intercontinental Championship to that son of a bitch. Look at him. [1:22:09] Covered in gold. Yep. [1:22:11] Probably... [1:22:12] What, 5'9", 100? No, he's a tall drink of water. He's taller than me, but he's 170 pounds soaking wet. Yeah, exactly. He's such a uniquely American form of art. Yeah. Yeah. [1:22:22] It really is. It's weird because in pockets of the world, like it's Japan has their own style of doing it. Latin America has their own style of doing it. The UK has their own style of doing it. [1:22:33] but this. [1:22:35] Like the Japanese is very strong style with respect to martial art. The English style is very like catch as catch can, a real like technical expose. The Latin American style, the Mexican style is high flying. Mm hmm.

[1:22:48] the [1:22:49] the American offering of like [1:22:52] Steak sizzle. [1:22:53] Apple pie, ice cream, Fourth of July, everything, like, huge. And that's all Vince, right? [1:22:58] Yeah. [1:23:00] A lot of it. So is it all ever one person? Right, it's not. A lot of it is. A lot of it is. [1:23:06] But like promotions like world-class championship wrestling were some of the first to use music. Vince was the first to be like, rock and roll, get over here and get on cable and let's blow this thing out. I want to do it. It's not just something we have in a local VFW with cigar smoke and guys taking side action on carnival tricks. No, this is a fucking thing. And we are going to make this a fucking thing. Yeah. You know? It's also a fucking thing where it's... [1:23:34] A lot of it is not televised because you're just traveling around the country doing these shows. Yes. So that that the business model has kind of changed where media content is king now. So from what I understand from TKO and I know their executives will correct me. But from my perspective, we have scaled back on the live event only offerings, which helps, you know, lick the wounds. [1:24:04] get in there and bump to get your callus and to get your wind and timing. So it's, it's kind of, you get your signals crossed, but anyhow, um, the content that is provided is always available for media or, or 99% where it used to be the opposite. We used to do like four live shows, one TV taping. So you'd have...

[1:24:22] for [1:24:23] live shows under your match. You know, you do like Lafayette, Little Rock, Pensacola, and then TV in Orlando. Yeah. [1:24:32] And that would be the end of the run. And then you'd do it again of like Bangor, Portsmouth, Providence, TV, and Boston. [1:24:40] You know, like and then you'd go for another week and go somewhere else. But it's different now. It's like every piece is televised for the media, which is great because we get a lot out to our fans across the world. But like I learned I learned how to fail in those non-televised events. I could take big swings because it's like, man, if I'm on the middle of a card. [1:25:00] in Valparaiso, and I kind of fuck up in a gymnasium with 3,500 people, they might... [1:25:07] they might tell me to fuck off, but there's also the last match that's going to send them home happy, so let's try this new weird thing. And that's where, like... [1:25:14] me being invisible starts. You know, it's just like, ah, I can try it, who cares? It's an environment where you don't want to fail. And now it's, [1:25:23] We there's way more advantage on getting our content out there, but production is super slick. It's like really precise it [1:25:31] everyone's really good. And I don't know how many people go out there and just like, like Dom, like that was an example of swinging big. [1:25:39] I'm going to fake ring the bell. Will people even get that? Who cares? Let's try it. Like he's the only one of those guys who will. [1:25:48] Or very few of those guys will stand on an idea like that, where the other guys are like, no, I want to have a good choreographed performance.

[1:25:55] because I want my stuff to look good because it's on television and going around the world. [1:25:58] You know, I loved the non-televised events. [1:26:01] But there's just there's not. [1:26:02] There's not, it's not a good business model. So how does a young person coming up now learn how to fail? [1:26:09] That is, I think, a conundrum that we're facing. [1:26:13] because you're failing in front of the world. Right. You know? [1:26:17] It's weird. You can have... [1:26:20] It's like you work out your set, but you can't do it on small clubs before you go to an arena. It's like you would work out your set at home. [1:26:28] and then you just play the Intuit Dome. [1:26:31] or you play Barclays Center [1:26:33] Like you don't have a small room to be like, all right, it landed. [1:26:37] Oh, man, I'm going to rework that one. You don't ever have that. You just have this. You put it together in your head. You think it's OK. And then you're out there. [1:26:45] So I don't know. I'm not saying it can't work. I think it can because analytics show that it does work, and we have a lot of people watching now. But from my perspective, I really enjoyed it. [1:26:58] the carefree nature of just going out and, [1:27:00] being ready for anything. [1:27:02] and it being okay if I... [1:27:04] I fucked up and I failed. If I told some bad jokes, I could come back and be like, that didn't work. That didn't work. And then you have a partner to be like, Oh, and this didn't work, but this Slade, why don't you do this again? Like, I, [1:27:17] Literally, that's where this came from. Just fucking around at live events. And oh my god, there's noise. I'll do it tomorrow night. We're in a different town. Let's see if they can. How did you come up with that? It was a dare. My brother did a happy fucking accident.

[1:27:28] My brother dared me to do it. Like when we, um, [1:27:31] When I was in the middle of the the wrapping wormhole I made I'm a platinum rapper. I made my own out so like In in making Yes, this is amazing drink it in drinking it In making the album we would bring home all the tracks and like my little brother was our test audience and he would do this dance Where he would like shake his head and keep his hand in front of him like that is man look at you He's like you won't do that on TV and again. I was on a [1:28:01] the programs that no one was watching. So it's like no one's watching anyway. [1:28:05] Yeah, fuck you, I will do it on TV. [1:28:08] And I did it on some meaningless Saturday show, and there was a little bit of noise. So I took it with me on the road for the next week and did it on the live events that weren't televised. There's a little bit of noise. [1:28:18] Okay, like this is my thing now. [1:28:20] This is my thing. And I just, you can't see me. And like, now it's a thing. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah. So I did it on a dare. [1:28:31] Wow. But I also was in a place to be able to... [1:28:35] Tell my brother, okay, I can waste two seconds on an inside joke between you and I. [1:28:40] That's the dare. It's not going to ruin the match. [1:28:42] But if you're watching, if you're the only one person watching Velocity that night, you'll be like, inside joke. Got it. All right. It's like shouting out your gaming group. Like seven people get the joke, but this is one of those things where it kind of fit and it stuck. Wow. It's just so many of those things in your life. So many of those, like, fortuitous moments. Well, you know, um...

[1:29:05] admittedly, I... [1:29:07] I have an optimism bias. I will admit that. But life will... [1:29:13] We'll deal opportunity. It's a... [1:29:15] it's a matter of understanding that it's happening. [1:29:19] You know, don't get in your own way. Yeah. [1:29:23] Say, yeah, come here, sit with you guys. This is a new experience for me. Like, yeah, let's do it. [1:29:28] OK, great. First wrestler to ever retire. Yes, that's a good idea. We're just going to do it. [1:29:36] Yeah, but you'll never be able to come back. Yes, but the [1:29:37] Let's just do this thing. Like life is throwing me an opportunity to create a year's worth of programming narrative that I think will be interesting. The alternative is to do what everybody else has done and maybe hang on too long. People are like, man, you should have left a few years ago. Now let's do this. [1:29:52] Wrap. Let's do this. [1:29:53] Do you want to train it involves you working at this shitty job where you're probably gonna try to be a cop and fail? That was gonna go down join the Marines [1:30:01] That's lifelong employment. I'm really good with structure. I dig uniform. Like I give me what to do and like a code of conduct live by. I have a feeling I would fit in there. Great. [1:30:11] I love being in shape. They feed you over there. Like, I think I would have done OK. But life put an opportunity in front of me. [1:30:18] And I was stupid enough to say yes. [1:30:21] going out naked in the Oscars. I was just on Jimmy Kimmel last night. He's like, man, you want to do this bit? I'm like, dude, I am super tired. I'm on a different coast. He's like, let me send you the bit. [1:30:32] And I read it, and I'm like, yo, fuck.

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[1:33:42] You could stay crummy or you could be like, fuck, thank you very much. Appreciate that. [1:33:46] Appreciate your time. Like that's an opportunity. You know, life is just a matter of like us reacting to what life throws at pivotal decisions. And it doesn't need to be a world changing decision. I think now I don't want to say nowadays. I think. [1:34:00] We always think that, like, the decision needs to change the world. No, it's you just need to fucking commit. [1:34:06] And do something. [1:34:08] As a 12-year-old, I want to start working out. [1:34:10] And I liked it. And I just fucking keep working out. And now now I can't live without it. It's part of my life. It's a fabric of my life. But in working out, I've learned structure and discipline, accountability, essentially budget. If you take in too much and you don't spend enough, you're going to have some excess like these lessons that opportunity can teach you if you allow it. [1:34:34] me up the thing i spoke about at the beginning like [1:34:37] The easiest thing to do is your fault. [1:34:40] But if I take it as an opportunity of like, all right, [1:34:43] You missed. What did we learn? Where's the game? [1:34:46] Yeah, you can move forward and I can move forward and wholeheartedly apologize to those I've hurt along the way and they don't need to forgive me. That's on their terms. I can't control that. But man, the sleep is a little more sound at night. No one like. [1:35:01] in learning this lesson or having this opportunity. [1:35:04] Fuck, dude. [1:35:05] I kind of trampled on your shit and I'm so sorry. [1:35:08] Like I had such a shitty relationship with my dad. [1:35:11] And just recently, we've mended fences. And he's 80, so I'm glad I've done this because, I mean...

[1:35:16] We don't last forever. We're all going in the dirt soon. [1:35:20] I just wanted him to be something else. I always wanted that motherfucker to change. I wanted him to be something else. [1:35:26] Finally, I got out of my own way. [1:35:28] The hard thing is meeting that guy where he's at. [1:35:31] The hard thing is allowing him to be who he is. [1:35:34] take the weight off my backpack and say like, yo, I might've needed you, [1:35:39] to be this in my life but because you weren't man [1:35:42] because of your absence in being the dad that I had in my mind, I got all these fucking cool male mentors who kept me, gave me a key to the gym at 15 and said, you better fucking be here in the morning. [1:35:55] And like, dude, I still can feel the key in my hand from Dave Nock, the dean of students at Cushing Academy who bet on me. He was like, man, if you get your grades from C's to A's and you play two varsity sports. [1:36:08] This place costs in 94, this place costs 35 grand a year. We will give you aid and you will have a place to learn. [1:36:14] And that allowed me to become an adult. It allowed me to the opportunity of being in a diverse group of students. [1:36:21] who, man, there's like royalty that goes to that school. And then there's [1:36:25] Fucking poor kids. [1:36:27] My roommate was a basketball player from Compton, and then we got kids with generational wealth who they're naming buildings after. But when it's just like 450 kids in a social experiment – [1:36:36] Money goes away and you just kick it. So I learned to be friends with everybody. But I wouldn't have learned that in West Newberry where it's 99.9% white, 1,200 people in a small town, no stoplights. You either leave or you never leave. Just little things like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, man, I should do this.

[1:36:55] Thank you. [1:36:55] deciding to meet my dad where he's at. [1:36:58] And be like, dude, whatever I thought you were, you're not. You're just you. And I love you for you. [1:37:03] And, man, when we sit, there's some shit that he'll say that's all fucked up. You know, he said some shit yesterday that, like, I don't think John's last opponent should be there. And people listen to him because he's a wrestling fan. He's, like, in the kind of, like, the weird subculture zeitgeist. And I want to call my dad and be like, what the fuck are you doing? [1:37:21] But then, like, no, he's doing what he does. This is him. This is the dad I – this is the John Cena I love. This is the guy I can sit down with and part of that. [1:37:31] is [1:37:32] being able to process all that, but the opportunity I get from that. [1:37:36] I've learned about my father's story. [1:37:38] I've learned about Woody... [1:37:39] what he wants to do with his life, why he does what he does, maybe what he wanted to do, dreams he didn't have, so I can gain wisdom from there. [1:37:46] But it's just... [1:37:47] That's the hard part. It's like... [1:37:49] getting out of your own fucking way to do the thing you really want to do. The easy thing to do is the whole grudge against my dad. What I really wanted to do was tell my dad I love him and sit down with him and be like, yo, let's fucking break bread. Talk about whatever you want. [1:38:01] And now we do that, and it's great. That's awesome. That's a small example of... [1:38:07] The easy thing to do is sit on the couch and say, fuck it. [1:38:09] somebody else's fault. [1:38:11] Right. The tough thing to do is like life is handing me a moment right now. And, dude, I don't bat 1,000. I mean, it's more like Major League Baseball. I'm hoping 300 gets me in the Hall of Fame. Like if I can capitalize on 30% of the moments that life gives me and squander the other 70%, I believe –

[1:38:28] I will go into the ground being like... [1:38:30] Man, I earned life. If you can capitalize on 30% of the moments... [1:38:34] You are in the 1% of human beings that have ever lived. Earned life. Yeah. So I'm just trying to get that, make it to Cooperstown. Yeah, that's the reality. And also the reality is if someone doesn't give you what you need, it gives you a desire to get what you need. [1:38:50] Sometimes it's a gift to not have doting parents. [1:38:59] The beautiful guidance I got in life. I always had father figures. [1:39:04] because I was searching for it and they found me. And I was also savvy enough to be like, [1:39:09] This guy needs to stick in my life for a little bit. [1:39:12] It sucks and he fucking pushes me, but I got to keep this guy around. Like just weird stuff like that. I hear a lot of wrestlers a lot of times. [1:39:21] What do you want to do here? I want to be champion. [1:39:23] Okay. [1:39:24] The math of that's really slim. [1:39:27] I never wanted to be a fucking champion. I just wanted to wrestle. [1:39:30] And if you're good, it'll take you places where one day you can hold one of those. [1:39:35] But if you start with the goal of, I want to hold one of those, man, am I pigeonholing my goal. [1:39:40] What the fuck do you really want to do? I just wanted to wrestle. [1:39:42] And if I got fired by WWE, I would try to go to Japan, I would try to go to Mexico, I would try to go to the UK. [1:39:48] Fuck it, because I just wanted to do it. [1:39:50] But that also meant I would put my best foot forward and I wasn't shackled to [1:39:55] I need to be champion or I'm not validated. I'm not successful. You know what I'm saying? Just give me a chance to go out there and get the noise and whatever else falls into place.

[1:40:04] Fuck it. Cool. Because what I want to do is just go out there and be in the arena. It's funny because they talk about the noise the way we talk about the laughs. Yeah. It's the same thing. It's the same thing, man. [1:40:14] It's the same thing. Yeah. [1:40:16] And I don't need to be the most decorated... [1:40:20] person, but it's weird because in not even trying, [1:40:23] I have a resume that people will now measure up against like, oh, you've got to win X amount to pass the hurdle. [1:40:30] So it's weird. Like I didn't. [1:40:31] I didn't even try to do any of that. All I tried to do was like, "Yo, just get me out there." And when you look at what I've done, and you followed a bit, like, it was weird. I was in the main event of WrestleMania this year. And to talk to people, they were like, "Oh, man, that's crazy." [1:40:47] The last main event of WrestleMania I was in was 2012. [1:40:51] So you'd think that like, oh, John Cena, this guy, everything handed to him, he's always at the top. That was my first... [1:40:57] main event WrestleMania appearance as an attraction in like 13 years. And in that span, [1:41:04] I worked. [1:41:05] New wrestlers. I worked for lower level titles. I sat ringside and crushed three beers and then got fucking squashed by The Undertaker as a fan. Yeah. [1:41:15] Like, I did all sorts of shit, you know? [1:41:18] because it was never about like [1:41:20] I'm not a success unless I'm in the main event of WrestleMania. [1:41:24] No, that's just a position with a ton of stress. [1:41:26] Just fucking get me on the course. Just get me in the arena. [1:41:29] - [1:41:30] Have me in section one shaking hands with people from Australia, and I'll make it the best fucking time they ever had.

[1:41:36] It doesn't matter. [1:41:37] Like, just get me out there. What I don't want to do is sit on the bench. Right. [1:41:41] you know? [1:41:42] How did you go from that into acting? What was your first... [1:41:47] So originally it was a business choice. Vince opened WWE Studios and with the idea of if we make these guys movie stars, more people come to the arena. Now as a young [redacted address], people chant your name every night. I'm like more people in the arena. That sounds fucking great. And his first movie was supposed to be with Steve Austin and the it fell through. They're about to shoot in two weeks. [1:42:11] So movie pre-production is way longer than that. [1:42:14] But he was like, you're going to Australia to film this movie, The Marine. [1:42:18] And it was tough. It was tough. I went from [1:42:21] arrive in a town at noon [1:42:24] Work out. [1:42:25] get a good meal in [1:42:27] crush the show, have some beers on the ride to the next town, fall asleep, do it all again. And it's like this whirlwind of electricity to, okay, you're in hair and makeup at 6 o'clock. We're doing an explosion today. So the lights are going to be weird, and we probably will get to you around 5.30 p.m. [1:42:43] You just said it's six in the morning. [1:42:46] Yeah. [1:42:47] So what the fuck do you want me to do from here until 530? Just hang out. [1:42:52] And I couldn't, like as a young 20-something, I wanted to be in the electricity. I couldn't handle the... [1:42:58] the nature of the business. [1:43:00] And therefore, my passion wasn't in it. I wasn't fully invested in it. I am... [1:43:04] I am fucking here with you guys right now. We are talking about this. My mind isn't elsewhere on other shit.

[1:43:11] I want this to be what I want to give you all I got. So I'm here with you. [1:43:14] I was never there in those movies. I was always back in, fuck, maybe if I had the feud with this guy or if I could have done this, I was never there. And you could see it in the performance. [1:43:22] So I kind of got run out of the movie business. [1:43:24] I did so many shitty movies in like 2009, 10. My best friend, agent Dan Boehm at the time, I was like, man... [1:43:32] you [1:43:32] We're never doing movies again, right? As an agent, you're supposed to be the guy to pick you up. He looks at me dead. He goes, nope. [1:43:38] We will find another way, though. He was honest. We are never doing it. We are run out of town. [1:43:43] But we'll find another way. [1:43:44] So we did. We did, hosted some live shows, hosted some game shows, did little appearances here and there. And then Judd Apatow and Amy Schumer gave me a chance on – [1:43:56] Thank you. [1:43:57] Uh, gosh, train wreck. [1:44:00] And it was a very small part, but again, like... [1:44:03] Just get out in the arena and do your best. [1:44:06] I was in a fucking room with comics, like funny people. I don't belong there. [1:44:12] But they created an environment where I wasn't judged. [1:44:16] They only showed the good jokes. [1:44:17] They didn't show the fucking 20 takes or I tried to tell jokes that sucked. The only ones that made the final cut were the ones that made people laugh. [1:44:25] So they provided an opportunity for failure. [1:44:28] And at that point, I've been playing the same characters in 2014, 15. I've been playing the same character on TV for 15 fucking years. [1:44:36] And now I'm like, yo, I get to do something different? [1:44:38] I can do this for 12 hours. You want me to sit? I'll go fucking read a book. I don't care. I'm in.

[1:44:43] So I accepted the patient process of movies. And then after that, I [1:44:48] I got a little bit of noise in Trainwreck, and then Judd sent word to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, who were filming Up the Road in Long Island, like, if you got a spot... [1:44:57] you should hire the kid. And they made me a drug dealer in their thing. And then like things started to, [1:45:02] roll downhill, but it's very, very small parts at a time. And here I am, that was 2015, here I am a decade later, [1:45:10] And I'm still trying to [1:45:12] advance to fluency by no means am i like i'm the the 17 time champ of the acting community those are the motherfuckers i was looking at when i was naked [1:45:21] you know right [1:45:22] I'm aspiring to try to be that [1:45:25] But it's... [1:45:25] Basically, the pivot happened. [1:45:27] When I was like, yo, if you just invest in this, [1:45:31] the hustle you and patience you put into wrestling, [1:45:36] At least you know you gave it your all. [1:45:38] You know, be coachable, be professional, be reliable, be interested. [1:45:42] and see where the chips fly and fucking say yes. [1:45:47] But it's also you had the... [1:45:49] the [1:45:50] objectivity. [1:45:51] Like the introspective objectivity to look at your past performances and say, I wasn't really in there. I wasn't. And I got run out of town. Yeah. I lost the job. [1:46:01] So like, [1:46:02] Here's that mulligan. [1:46:03] What? Fuck him. I'll... [1:46:05] I'll never work in this town again. [1:46:06] I will? All right, let's go. Let's try. What else could go wrong? They've already fired me. You know? So again, an environment and no one does it alone. The people I was around, Tina and Amy are the same way, like only show the funny shit, but try whatever you want. Like...

[1:46:23] Fail. It's okay. And just because you're around people who do comedy for a living, all we need is three seconds. [1:46:29] and we'll be patient enough to give you what you need to give us that three seconds. [1:46:33] You know? Yeah. [1:46:35] It's just such a fun story [1:46:38] You know, and there's so there's only a few guys that have managed to make that leap from WWE. Obviously, The Rock is the big one. Sure. You know, I mean, he's the biggest one to make that leap and now become a giant movie star. [1:46:51] Well, I think it's a leap a lot of people can make. [1:46:55] It's not from lack of talent. We talk about obstacles and we're in our own way. WWE is all-consuming. [1:47:02] And you've got to remember, like, I... [1:47:04] I was their biggest act. [1:47:06] So at 220 shows a year, for me to be like, hey, I need six months off to film this action movie. [1:47:12] that really fucks with the bottom line. [1:47:15] Oh, yeah. So the answer is no. Right. You know, and now with less live events, it's still you – [1:47:23] you want to be on television. It's like, okay, I need to somehow leverage my relevance with this to what it's going to do to film that in WWE. If you're not, I'm, [1:47:33] I'm going to retire on the 13th. [1:47:35] Thank you. [1:47:36] They will be moved on by the Royal Rumble. [1:47:39] And that's that is real facts. I will be forgotten. That is not a plea to sympathy of like, always remember me by the Royal Rumble and the Roja WrestleMania. Nobody gives a fuck. [1:47:48] Because they're focusing on what the show is. [1:47:51] That's like three weeks after I retire.

[1:47:54] Three weeks after I retire, nobody's going to give a fuck. [1:47:57] and that's not [1:47:58] I'm not saying like what I did is meaningless. I've lived the moments. They're great. [1:48:02] People move on. [1:48:04] So if I'm a talent who's on TV and finally got one of those spots and edged my way in, [1:48:10] Do I? Is this the right time to leverage? [1:48:13] taking myself off a TV to do four months on something that isn't going to come out for another 18 months. And then I got to go back to TV, hoping people still care that my ring work is still polished, that I still have my finger on the pulse. [1:48:27] Like it's, it is, we can get in our own way sometimes. [1:48:30] You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. [1:48:31] So I was just at the point. [1:48:34] In 15, 16, 17... [1:48:37] where I was like, man, [1:48:38] My body's kind of banged up. I'm a little older. [1:48:42] I would like to take some time off and how I talked about like every five years you need to tell me the on deck circle and [1:48:48] So I'm running at the front for like 15. They needed someone in the on-deck circle. [1:48:53] And then they finally got some folks. [1:48:55] so like yo we got folks yeah go do the thing [1:48:58] It's fine. Go do it. So my my passion for it was ignited at the perfect time. [1:49:03] when the office side of it was like, [1:49:06] That won't affect our bottom line too much. [1:49:08] Go give this thing a try. [1:49:10] So it, again, just... [1:49:13] happy accident, man. And I'm grateful for it. So now you're in the situation, you're going to retire. Yep. [1:49:19] And then are you just going to go all in on acting now?

[1:49:25] again, beyond my control. If I could [1:49:28] Is that the goal, though? Is that what you would like? The goal is to live useful. [1:49:34] That's it. [1:49:35] The goal is to live useful and not lack like a depth of purpose in my life. You know, I can't control if the phone rings and they say, we want the kid in the picture. That's way beyond me. [1:49:45] What I can do is when someone bets on me, [1:49:48] Do my fucking damnedest. For every dollar, I want to give him 10 back. [1:49:51] I want to show you your time was well spent today. I want to give you my heart and soul. And when I leave here, you may be like, not my cup of tea, but the fucking kids are right. [1:50:00] You know, like, that's all I'm trying to do. [1:50:03] So if I can do that, [1:50:05] Maybe I get another match. [1:50:08] Maybe I get another phone call. [1:50:09] But I also realize my mortality in the retirement, like it's over. But also, there'll come a day where y'all out there are like, the kid's not cool anymore. I'm done. I'm on to the next shiny thing. [1:50:22] I'm grateful for what I got. [1:50:24] And I know I don't control how many times the phone rings. I just want to, I never want to phone it in. [1:50:29] Right. [1:50:29] And when my time is up, it's over with, man. I like I'll I'll do the rest of whatever life is. [1:50:35] Do you think about that, like what the rest of life is? Do you have other interests? [1:50:39] Sure do. [1:50:40] Sure do. Love messing around with music. I never read as a kid, so I'm reading more than I ever have. Love cars. I'd love to just drive. [1:50:50] just being in a car and driving, not track stuff, just like going on long drives. Love that.

[1:50:55] I see a bunch of sticks. I love an occasional stick with some conversation. [1:50:59] I love [1:51:00] boy, did I miss out on loving connections in my life. So I'm like... [1:51:05] I have them now and they're fucking so cool. So if a day is just spent with friends... [1:51:11] Or a week. Or like... [1:51:13] Man, with WWE, I've been around the world like 12 times. I haven't seen shit. [1:51:18] I've seen the inside of arenas. [1:51:20] A hotel bar in a fucking airport. Yeah. I want to know what Tokyo is all about. [1:51:25] I've been there like 20 times. I haven't seen shit, you know, like I, and, and I don't know if I'll ever get tired of that. I like, um, [1:51:33] I always have a curious nature onto... [1:51:36] to what's next. [1:51:38] I don't know what that'll be, but I never want to wake up and be like, [1:51:41] Thank you. [1:51:42] Man, life's taking forever. [1:51:44] You know what I'm saying? I think there's always something to do with the day. [1:51:48] So I don't I don't know. Would I love to continue to tell stories and get paid for it? Fuck, that's a great gig. [1:51:54] but it's also beyond my control. [1:51:56] So instead of being like, [1:51:58] I'm going all in on acting and I want to do this and one day I want to win an Oscar. And we're not saying that approach is bad. [1:52:04] I'm just saying my approach is like [1:52:06] Man, when they do call, be grateful. [1:52:08] And don't be grateful in the easy times. [1:52:10] Be grateful when they ask you to work a 16-hour day. [1:52:13] Or be grateful in that press tour when you get to read off the prompter and you're doing 86 reads. [1:52:18] And the reeds are so you can dress up in the costume. [1:52:21] and all that other shit. Like that's, [1:52:24] That's kind of more where I'm at.

[1:52:25] That's a great approach to life. How did you develop this philosophy? Yeah. [1:52:29] Is this dude? I'm not supposed to be here. [1:52:32] Like... [1:52:33] I'm from fucking West Newbury, Massachusetts. I'm not supposed to be here. And that's another thing. There's not a day that doesn't go by. [1:52:41] where I look at someone I love and connect with and be like, man, what a life. [1:52:44] I understand how lucky I am. [1:52:47] and I understand I have been awarded more opportunity [1:52:51] than one human being should get. [1:52:53] And it's-- [1:52:54] It's a... [1:52:56] from what I've tried to boil down to it. [1:52:59] The best way to honor that opportunity is to do your best to try to live a good life. [1:53:04] and [1:53:05] A good life is that's almost like pain. Everybody's perspective of a good life is different. [1:53:10] I've come up with core values. [1:53:12] and i try to live by those fuck i'm human i ain't perfect [1:53:16] But like, [1:53:17] Again. [1:53:19] If when I go into the dirt, [1:53:21] I feel as if I didn't waste it. And I don't mean grind. Like Homeboy from NVIDIA, that's a grind. And I think a lot of him... [1:53:27] There's fear there, but also a lot of [1:53:30] A lot of that effort, he loves it. [1:53:32] And that's what an ideal life to him is about. And if he goes in the ground working 70 hours a week, he'll go in with a smile on his face. You know, I just want to go in when it's my time. [1:53:43] I want to know. [1:53:45] that I honored the luck I was given. [1:53:48] by not fucking squandering it by not wasting it hmm that doesn't mean grind to a monetary number [1:53:54] It just means live a fulfilled life where the sleep is sound,

[1:53:58] the love is real [1:54:00] And every day you're driven with curiosity and purpose. And I don't know what the fuck that is. And it could change. Man, I thought I was born to be a WWE superstar. And then the elbows start hurting a little bit. And you're like, ah, man, I'm born to be a storyteller. And then you realize that, like, I'm not in control of any of that shit. [1:54:16] That's just luck. That's somebody being like, I liked him in this, put him in that. [1:54:20] Yes, no problem. [1:54:22] I think a key factor you're talking about here is gratitude. I was born to... [1:54:26] To honor the luck that I've been given. Yeah. And just try to do my best to live a full life. [1:54:31] Like that's it. [1:54:32] Yeah, and having gratitude about the life that you live and being happy... [1:54:37] God, it's so hard but so important. And it's tough when you use that word because it's such a – I know. It's a new-agey bullshit word. Think outside the box. But nah, man. It's a real word though. Real – [1:54:49] Thanks. Yes. [1:54:51] is hard. Yeah, because you have to be thankful for the suck. [1:54:55] for the pain. You have to be thankful for the lesson, for the journey. And again, these are all... [1:55:00] like slangy, hashtaggy terms. I don't know what the fuck else to call it, so I'm just calling it what it is. They've been co-opted by people that just sort of bullshit and use those words, but the reality of those words is strong. It's very powerful. It's like grind. Grind is another hashtag word, you know, but like... [1:55:17] there is some realism to it. From what I've figured it out thus far, that's my path. And when the facts change, so does my opinion. So we can come back here in a few years and I'd be on some other shit. But right now, that's kind of where I'm at.

[1:55:32] Well, it's such a – the gratitude word has been – [1:55:35] really co-opted by goofy people. [1:55:38] Unfortunately. [1:55:39] But it doesn't mean you shouldn't use it. [1:55:40] Yeah. It's the real word. And if the word makes you feel weird, come up with your own word. Right. Thanks. Yeah. Just having thanks. Because I'm with you there. Yeah. [1:55:52] Some words make me feel gross, just about how overused they've been, but I [1:55:56] I can't stray away from that one. Yeah. I mean, we talk about gratitude all the time. We're always like... [1:56:02] Talking about how we're living the dream. Yeah. Like, just being happy. Because what are we doing? Just shooting the shit. Yeah, I know. [1:56:07] People are paying attention. I know. What the fuck are you guys doing? A lot. A lot of people. If you're still with us, I can't believe it. This is great. Yeah. I was thinking, I was talking to my buddy the other day, Peter Shore, the owner of the comedy store, and I was telling him. [1:56:21] About how just a few weeks ago, because now that I have a place that I like and a car that I like and a job and everything, everything's finally, it appears, how I have always considered what the dream is, that – [1:56:39] I was saying to my buddy the other day who I came up with, who I really started with, and I'm talking about like... [1:56:43] 14, 16 hour days at the comedy store. I'd answer the phone at 11 a.m. because back then they didn't even have a website. Hello, you want tickets tonight? Blah, blah, blah, blah. Work all night. Put on the t-shirt at 8 p.m. [1:56:56] tear tickets and check IDs until 2.30 in the morning. So I would hit overtime by like Wednesday or Thursday, but they couldn't pay overtime because the Comedy Store in 2007 was –

[1:57:08] half to quarter empty anyway so they would cut my hours and i was paying four hundred dollars a month to sleep on my buddy's couch in his living room and he had a bedroom and my other buddy maddie had a bedroom but sandy was like you know he was like the apartment was registered in his name and i mean terrible couch terrible setup i'd have to go through one of their bedrooms to go to the bathroom so if you have to pee in the middle of the night you're kind of tiptoeing through you [1:57:38] I don't know what you're gonna see, whatever. And I was talking to Matt. [1:57:42] A month or so ago, and I go, I think I still owe Sandy a little bit of rent money because I just simply didn't have it back then. Isn't that crazy? He goes, you do. [1:57:51] Bye. [1:57:51] He mentioned it last time because we were talking about how successful you are. There's an accountant right there. So I Venmoed him out of nowhere. We haven't even talked since pre-pandemic. He's got a family. I'm out here, this, that. [1:58:04] I Venmoed him $1,000 out of nowhere, and I go 2007 rent money as the memo part of it. And he hits me up saying thanks, and we're communicating. And then I remembered that at one point I couldn't even afford the $400 a month. [1:58:23] uh for the couch and there was another comedian that was a door guy at the store that did have the 400 a month because he was getting help from his parents so i got downgraded to a bean bag for like a month or two i was sleeping oh just horrendous exactly a sore back for two months just in pain all the time but doing what i loved so much of what you're saying about enjoying the process enjoy what you're doing because i really did back then and i think about that now more i've

[1:58:53] Ouch, and that living room more than ever the last few months. [1:58:57] You know? [1:58:58] It's like that's – [1:58:59] Talking about gratitude, it's like those are the things that – that's who you are, is enjoying that process and making the best out of it. And in my case of a similar story and from what I'm hearing from you, it's like you wanted to be there. You were not going to give up the beanbag. Oh, yeah. [1:59:17] There's a lot of folks out there who are put behind the eight ball and really have to dig themselves out of a trench. When I moved out to Venice and I was working at Gold's, I was sleeping in the parking lot in my 91 Continental. And everybody's like, oh, man, you were homeless? I'm like, no, no, choice. It was my choice. [1:59:32] I didn't want to leave. [1:59:34] My old man had a room for me. Nobody ever leaves West Newbury. My dad was like, yo, come back. You got a roof over your head. You get some fucked up job over here. You don't have to pay rent. So I had choice. [1:59:43] I stayed in the car because I wanted to. [1:59:45] Life was great. I got to see, like, the bodybuilders of the 2000s. I got to train at the gym and shower at the gym. And The Rock came through. There's, like, an old picture of me in The Rock somewhere where I'm in my gold gym club store shirt. And he's fucking doing this one. And, like, I got to see all these people. And it was fucking cool. And I wouldn't have left... [2:00:06] If they took the car away and I got to sleep in the parking lot, like I was by choice. You know, you slept on the beanbag because you wanted to be there. And the fun fact. Look at that. That's me in the background right there. No, no, keep that. Hold on. I'm taking the phones off. I'm going in. Yeah. [2:00:21] That's me right there. [2:00:23] He had just taken a photo with me.

[2:00:25] And that's me. Wow. That's DJ. [2:00:28] wow yeah [2:00:31] That's crazy. That's 1999. Wow. Yeah, fucking rock was white hot, selling out every place. Probably Staples Center, Anaheim, coming in to press some weights. [2:00:42] Wow. Yeah. [2:00:44] That's crazy. Yeah. [2:00:46] So that's where the perspective exists. [2:00:51] because I shouldn't have even been in the fucking club store selling candy bars. I should be... [2:00:55] you know, and [2:00:56] in West Newberry doing what everyone else does like that's the that's the tale [2:01:00] You know? [2:01:02] And I'm not. [2:01:03] So... [2:01:04] I'm grateful for it. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of people out there on beanbags right now listening to this. You need to hear it. Stay on the beanbag, man. Stay on that beanbag. 24 more hours. Who knows? 24 more hours, something could happen. [2:01:15] Yeah, and the success will be so much sweeter. [2:01:18] It's all so much sweeter if you do it that way. I mean, if you were a trust fund kid and you had plenty of money and your parents gave you $100,000 a year to go out and pursue your dreams and they paid for your apartment and – [2:01:29] This episode is brought to you by LifeLock. Lots of places can accidentally expose you to identity theft. Doctors' offices, online retailers, insurance companies, the list goes on. Thankfully, LifeLock monitors hundreds of millions of data points a second for threats to your identity, which is way more than anyone could do on their own. LifeLock keeps an eye on your personal information, credit applications, finances, and more.

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[2:03:29] at simplisafe.com slash rogan. There's no safe like SimpliSafe. Man, you know, I don't want to fuck on anybody's flex. You're right, but at the same time. [2:03:41] If... [2:03:41] if you understand that, right? [2:03:43] If you understand, I was put on the board ahead of everybody else. I was born on third base. [2:03:48] Again, that shit's beyond your control. Right. But I think you need some failure to understand that. [2:03:54] If you're grateful for what you have... [2:03:57] you will swing and miss and be accountable. Because you can't really control what you have. [2:04:03] You can't control where you start. Right. [2:04:05] You can't control your start. You control where you're going. [2:04:08] Or how you respond along the way. Yeah. And... [2:04:12] the kind of person you are, [2:04:14] to somebody who was born on third base. [2:04:17] I think also will dictate [2:04:19] your perception from the eyes of others. If you feel you are greater than... [2:04:25] Fuck, we're all human beings, dog. Like nobody greater than nobody. Right. You know, everybody's out there struggling. And all of us, especially in this area of the pale blue dot. [2:04:35] We all believe in capitalism, so the fact that you were born on a third base means everybody's doing their job and the whole system's working. [2:04:42] You can't think you're, when you start getting the, like, I never use this word. I feel bad even saying it. Deserve. When you start getting the deserve mentality of, I deserve this. What the fuck do you deserve, man? Yeah, that's crazy. [2:04:55] you know have you earned this [2:04:57] Have you earned it? [2:04:58] And if you feel as if you haven't, what steps are you going to take

[2:05:01] to earn it. [2:05:02] If you're born on third and you feel bad about it, [2:05:05] Take some steps to feel good about it. I don't know what that is. [2:05:08] But if you're born on third and you feel you deserve it. [2:05:12] To me, that's fucking sprinting through a minefield, dog. Yeah, that's not a good path. And I don't ever... [2:05:18] I don't know want to fuck with somebody who turns like a hundred thousand into ten million or a million into a billion. That's good investing. [2:05:25] Mm-hmm. That's... [2:05:26] I mean, that's the system. You learned how to work the system. It's just in the process, if you think... [2:05:32] You think you're better than? Yeah, murky waters, man. [2:05:36] In my perspective. Well, it's just a terrible perspective anyway. [2:05:40] Like you're just like, cause it's all right. It's all kind of fugazi. Like there's not just paper IOUs or whatever. It's just digital ones and zeros. Like, all right. [2:05:48] If it melts down, are you really better than anybody? You know it. A lot of times it's also a defense mechanism. [2:05:54] You know, you pretend that you deserve it. You pretend you're better than other people. Because maybe you don't feel enough. Right. Again, everybody's walking through their own mile, but like, I don't feel validated. Right. Or I want attention or I don't know. I don't know, man. [2:06:07] I don't know. [2:06:08] Hmm. [2:06:09] Yeah, it was crazy hanging out with Steph McMahon and how human she was and hilarious and human. I was telling her, because I was telling her, like, man, you know, I always wanted to be a pro wrestler when I was a kid. And then I realized I wasn't going to be tall enough and I wasn't going to be big enough. And then lately I've been meeting these guys and they're not that huge. And when I tell them that, they go, look at me, you know, Sammy Zane, hilarious guy, literally told me that. He's like, you could have done it. I'm like, God, I guess I could have actually done it.

[2:06:39] And I was telling Steph that, she goes, do you think you can do a little something? I go, I can hit a super kick on anybody at any time from any place. What's a super kick? It's Shawn Michaels' old finishing move. Like a high Savat kick? You would literally, you would faint from laughter because you actually know how to fucking kick through a wall. But it's a kick. And the goal is not to hit the guy. Right. Exactly. Come real close. Yep. And she's so cool. [2:07:09] Triple H, you just super kick me out of nowhere. I'll sell it. I'll fall down the whole thing. I'm like, I know. Stephanie, this is crazy. There we go. There it is. Yeah, that's a perfect example. Right on. [2:07:19] Man, you're on it. Okay, so a guy flies through the air and you kind of catch him. That's just one example. That's a really good example right here. [2:07:28] But it could be from standing anywhere. It's just pretty much that high. You can do that? I can do that. Are you flexible like that? I'm flexible. At least I think I am. I don't know. We'll see. I was throwing a rock at. [2:07:41] the tree the other day for the first time in forever. [2:07:45] coming up about 15 feet shorter than ever before. There it is. That's what she looks like. Oh. Yep. [2:07:50] Whoa. Whoa. [2:07:52] That looks real. Yep. Yeah, that's on there. That looks like it's really hitting. That's on there. Two of the best right there. [2:07:58] It's on there. Yep. You really got that kind of flexibility? Yep. [2:08:02] You have to slap your leg at the same time, and it makes everybody actually think that you did it. If I did it to somebody, you'd be like, dude, you just fucking kicked them.

[2:08:09] Because slap the leg. Right. Like stomping on the ground when you punch. Yeah. Slide a head. Yeah. Yeah. There's magic in the business, man. Yeah. There is. I want to see you out there. Hey. I wrestled with my pillow for like eight hours a day as a kid. I would do the entrances. I would record off of the cassette player. Remember how you used it after? Dude, I had a whole, we had a whole league in our basement. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't need the pillows because I had four brothers. We had belts, a league, personas. Yep. [2:08:39] would get my ass kicked all the time and then there was one persona that could not fucking lose like we kept standings and stuff yeah yeah it's oh yeah i don't know man i don't know that's amazing my brothers and sisters were all much older but we had a music class teacher in my grade school that didn't give a fuck about his job he would just sit in the corner and play piano the whole time and let the kids do whatever we wanted and again we had entrance music we were all different [2:09:09] off of desks, cabinets, chairs. It's crazy how... [2:09:14] many injuries didn't happen. It's amazing how resilient... [2:09:18] kids can be when we were that. The energy of youth, just bulletproof. God. Yeah. [2:09:24] It doesn't make sense how arms and legs and heads and necks weren't broken. You also don't weigh that much back then. Yeah. That's a big part of it. Man, you're so full of energy. Man, I can tell I'm getting old because I can be like, [2:09:37] Is that chair okay?

[2:09:40] I'm going to be sitting for a while. Am I going to be all right? Is everything going to be good? I'm like, oh, man, this bed's going to kill me. It's laying down like this. The beanbag? Oh, my God. I'd spend four hours in that thing. You'd have to cart me off. I think I'd just sleep on the ground rather than the beanbag. [2:09:55] Yeah, back then it seemed like the better option. It was the better option. Yeah. Probably. That's hilarious, though. Yeah. Have you talked to them about possibly doing something? [2:10:05] Uh... [2:10:07] I mean, no, not exactly. At one point, there was a little chatter, but... Come on, dude. I think you can come up with an insane character. Royal Rumble's right around the corner. I have big shoes to fill over here. [2:10:20] It's 30 entrants. We need bodies. [2:10:22] Yeah. [2:10:23] I show speed did a good job at that. Man, he got drilled out of his boots. He took... [2:10:30] the streamer, famous streamer, internet guy, he took what's called a bump from hell. He got speared at the, was that the rumble? Yeah. Yeah, he was. He does some wild shit. He does. He got in the cage with Dan the Hangman Hooker. [2:10:48] Yeah, and he's game for anything. He has like... [2:10:53] like kinesthetic awareness. Like he's, he's obviously an athlete and he's brave. [2:10:59] Like... [2:11:00] Look at this shit. Watch this motherfucker just leave screen. See ya. [2:11:03] Oh, man. Oh, my God. I can't fake that. [2:11:08] Oh my God. But like, you also have to, the reason that looks so good, a lot of that is because of Braun, but also a lot of that is because of I show speed. He committed to the fall and really tried to fall with snap and with quickness. Like he's, he's good, man. He really is good. And like you said, like I've seen a lot of the other stuff he does. He,

[2:11:28] He does well. He'll get in there and mess around. Oh, yeah. Well, he really sparred with Dan Hooker, and Dan beat the shit out of him, but he hung in there. Yeah. [2:11:36] Yeah. It's just – Crazy enough to try. It's also interesting, these YouTube guys, they're just becoming famous and there was no avenue for them before. They would have had to have been cast in a TV show or become something else. With limited spots. Yeah. And now they're doing it completely on their own and becoming huge. I mean he's got like 50 million Instagram followers or something crazy. Yeah. Yeah. [2:11:59] And a bunch of content and a bunch of revenue to match that. And always working. Always doing something. Puts himself out there. Those guys hustle. Yeah. It's all the content creators out there. People don't understand that. [2:12:13] the hours there, they, they may end up getting some financial reward, but when you break it down to hourly wage, uh, [2:12:20] They're working 24 hours a day. [2:12:22] seven days a week. [2:12:24] Like they don't stop because it's a lot of the content they make will have short shelf life. It's not they're not they're not essentially putting gone with the wind out in the universe. Like it's like you got you're only as good as your next one, not the last one or the one you did. It's like you're only as good as what you're doing five minutes from now. And if you drop off the map, someone will replace you. Oh, my God. Yeah. There's so many fucking streamers. There's so many people that are doing content. They they work hard. [2:12:48] They do. They work hard. And even the ones where it seems like, man... [2:12:54] to a perspective of like, I don't understand this. It's still the effort that goes into that. And it's not just what you saw. It's like, okay, you got to have a repeat performance and then you got to keep coming and keep coming and keep coming. Like,

[2:13:04] I'd do a movie and like I said, it's out in 18 months. [2:13:07] In 18 months, they've already put out [2:13:09] 10,000 videos. [2:13:10] Right. Like it's bananas. It is interesting that nobody saw that coming too. [2:13:16] Nobody ever thought that that was going to be a thing. [2:13:18] I just think it's because we get so used to stuff. We get so used to consuming in a certain way that... [2:13:24] when something is new for us. [2:13:27] It's like, oh, man, I don't know if that's going to take off. But there are young people who are experiencing everything at the same time and like, no, this is cooler. [2:13:34] right it's way easier to do this also he's really young and when you start young [2:13:38] There's not a lot of expectations on you. No. You can kind of just do whatever you want. And if it works, great. Young and courageous, too. Yeah. Like, just go for it. Yeah. Yeah. [2:13:48] Yeah. [2:13:49] It's also a great example for other people that are thinking, like, I'm kind of entertaining. I just don't have an avenue. [2:13:56] Let me just start making videos. You got a phone. Yeah. You got a chance. Isn't that crazy? That's all you have to do is have a phone. [2:14:02] It's nuts. You see the videos where he was sprinting with Ashton Forbes, that super jacked guy that does that morning routine that everybody made fun of? Because he has this morning routine where he dunks his face in water and then someone hands him his gold watch and he puts it on. It's really kind of silly. And he had a whole series of races with him because he couldn't believe that this YouTuber guy could beat him because he's like this fucking super jacked, ripped, fucking, [2:14:30] guy who a lot of his online content is him running and he just looks like a force of nature and i show speed beat him like three times in these races but he didn't want to believe that he lost so he wanted to do it again let's do it again let's do it again and i show speed's talking shit to him he did it again

[2:14:48] It's very funny. It's very funny because when you look at the guy, like, oh, this guy looks like he could run like a horse. [2:14:55] And I show speed is actually faster than them. [2:14:58] I think he sprinted an actual Olympic sprinter. I mean, he started fucking around a little bit, but he held his own. [2:15:05] That's crazy. Yeah. [2:15:07] That's crazy. He was, like, right there with an Olympic sprinter. That's nuts. I think he won the gold, the guy that he raised. Really? [2:15:15] He's, like, right next to him. That's crazy. And he's not even fucking training like that guy is. Imagine if he was... [2:15:22] Like that fucking guy, if he wanted to like fully invest himself into sprinting, [2:15:28] A map? [2:15:29] He's only what? 20, 20 years old. That's wild. Wow, really? Imagine if that kid fully invested in that and then became an Olympic gold medalist as well. [2:15:40] That's... [2:15:41] And that's where my mind goes as well. It seems like you can. [2:15:45] But also... [2:15:47] Why? [2:15:47] Why not? [2:15:49] Because it'll make his streams even bigger. Will it? I don't know. Or will sprinting against a gold medalist, getting in the cage with a fighter, getting in the ring with a champion... [2:15:58] going to that guy's house and besting him in his own thing. He should keep doing that. He shouldn't go into one. The lane he's in. [2:16:10] I think he's doing pretty well. Right. It's almost better losing to the fastest man alive by that much. Or like, so I can tell by watching that, like, I love potential.

[2:16:19] and you see that and you're like, oh my God, potential. This guy could win it all. [2:16:23] Find a video of him sprinting against that Ashton guy. Yeah. But like, for what? This guy's got the world by the nuts. Right. [2:16:32] He should do what he's doing. Exactly what he's doing. I only know him from that appearance at the Royal Rumble. Like he got booked on the Rumble because he has a big following. I'm watching the Rumble. I go, who's this Ice Show Speed guy? And I go, wow, that kid took a hell of a bump. So I know him. This Ashton Forbes guy. No, look at the way this guy's built. [2:16:52] Oh, my. [2:16:55] He's talking shit while he's running. Oh, man. And he fell. He's yelling. 40 million people. Is that right? The number of views in the corner? 40 million? Unbelievable. Unbelievable. [2:17:06] Wow. Oh, man. Look at that. [2:17:10] Wow. They raced a couple times. Yeah, they raced a bunch of times. [2:17:17] And the other guy, didn't that other guy, he played football, right? [2:17:21] not in the NFL but I think like college football or something look at those fucking size of them too the other guys [2:17:26] fucking super jacked. Like that's his whole thing is online content. It's him running, being super jacked. [2:17:32] That he has to deal with I Show Speed talking shit to him. And he's saying, like, play some of this. The first one, I slipped. Second one, you barely beat me. Let's run it again. Well, I got to beat you three times. Come on, let's do it. [2:17:44] See, when I see that, right?

[2:17:49] And they said, what is it, 25? 26? [2:17:55] That's hilarious. It's talking so much shit. [2:17:59] So I see this and be like, this kid should be a wrestler. [2:18:02] Right. Because he is athletic and he can talk shit and back it up. [2:18:06] my God, this kid would be a 20-time champion, whatever. No, he should do this. Are they running barefoot? [2:18:13] On the fucking concrete? I think so. I have their shoes on. [2:18:16] Oh, really? Yeah. [2:18:17] Uh... [2:18:18] I believe. [2:18:19] Bad decision. [2:18:21] Come on, ass. Come on, ass. [2:18:27] That was pretty close. Yeah, but he started before him. Yeah. He started before him. He's still lost. He started before him. He started before him. He's still lost. [2:18:36] Like, he should be doing that. Yeah. But, like, you see the sprinting potential. I see the WWE potential. He should do neither. He should just do that. Right. Well, he's already done WWE. I guarantee you they probably want him to do it again. Oh, my. [2:18:49] I think he did a thing. He just went to the performance center and did a thing. And he's really good. Really good. He's got great instincts. He's got great timing. That's amazing. Yeah. And he's only 20. Yeah. [2:19:00] I mean, there's now, like, this is, like, full multi-camera, really good shooting. [2:19:06] Denise. [2:19:07] Speed versus pros, I think, because he's kind of doing that idea you just said. Yeah, like where he goes to people's – [2:19:13] Look at that, 46.2 million subscribers on YouTube. That's wild. Yeah, so I think he should just do that. You know, whatever he's doing. Why not? I mean, he's obviously doing it. Does he have a team behind him that's editing all this shit now? I'm sure. Probably. Oh, look at that. He's learning how to do flips.

[2:19:31] Oh, that's crazy. [2:19:33] So he's really in it. Yeah. And I think it's just like show up for a few days and then go on to the next discipline. Yeah. [2:19:39] Wow. So he does everything. [2:19:42] smart [2:19:44] Very smart. They spend all summer going to a city every day. [2:19:47] Everything was live streamed for like 24 hours straight. They'd go to a city, show up. What's the coolest thing to do in the city? And do it? Do it. Like what kind of shit was he doing? Go to the fair, ride all the rides, try all the games. A bunch of kids following around the next day. [2:20:01] They were here in Austin going to Terry Black's. [2:20:04] I think he went and did stand-up with Mark Norman in New York City. That's cool, man. He went on stage for a second. That's wild that he's so young, too. Only 20? Yeah. That talented? And just brave and courageous and going for it. Regardless of what you and I think, he's doing exactly what he should be doing. He should just keep doing that. And obviously not getting in his own way. [2:20:26] Not at all. All the things you're saying, like capitalizing on every opportunity. Story yet to be told. Yeah. Story yet. Still got a lot of life left. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. A lot of life left. Yeah. Yeah. [2:20:38] But we'll see. He's doing great so far. Yeah. Amazing. [2:20:42] Um... [2:20:43] I think we can wrap this up. It was a fucking awesome podcast. I really enjoyed it. Thank you very much. It is a real big opportunity for you to have me on here because the WWE folks that you have had, I think I'm still – I only got one date left, but I still think I'm the active one. I hope this experience has been good for you guys. It's been amazing. I hope you have more of the guys and gals from us in on your show. Absolutely. Every one of them has got a great story. Absolutely. Absolutely.

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